ComÂplaints about the comÂmerÂcial-age corÂrupÂtion of ChristÂmas miss one critÂiÂcal fact: as a mass pubÂlic celÂeÂbraÂtion, the holÂiÂday is a rather recent invenÂtion. Whether we credÂit Charles DickÂens, Bing CrosÂby, or Frank Capra—men not opposed to marketing—we must reckÂon with ChristÂmas as a prodÂuct of moderÂniÂty. That includes the sacred ideas about famÂiÂly, piety, and gratÂiÂtude we attach to the seaÂson.
The PuriÂtans of the MassÂaÂchuÂsetts Bay Colony “despised ChristÂmas,” notes Boing Boing. They assoÂciÂatÂed it with debauchÂery: heavy drinkÂing, glutÂtony, riots, “rowÂdiÂness and sinÂful behavÂior.” Not only that, but they “saw it as a false holÂiÂday with stronger ties to paganÂism than ChrisÂtianÂiÂty,” writes RebecÂca BeatÂrice Brooks at the HisÂtoÂry of MassÂaÂchuÂsetts blog, and “they were corÂrect, accordÂing to the book The BatÂtle for ChristÂmas.”
The HisÂtoÂry Dose video above informs us that in 1659, “the GenÂerÂal Court of MassÂaÂchuÂsetts made it illeÂgal to celÂeÂbrate ChristÂmas.” FeastÂing, or even takÂing off work on DecemÂber 25th would result in a fine of five shillings. It seems extreme, but the holÂiÂday had a carÂniÂvaÂlesque repÂuÂtaÂtion at the time. Not only were revÂelÂers, at the end of a long year’s work, eager to enjoy the spoils of their labor, but their carÂolÂing might even turn into a kind of vioÂlent trick-or-treatÂing.
“On some occaÂsions the carÂolÂers would become rowÂdy and invade wealthy homes demandÂing food and drink,” Brooks writes. They “would vanÂdalÂize the home if the ownÂer refused.” The PuriÂtans’ authorÂiÂtarÂiÂan streak, and respect for the sancÂtiÂty of priÂvate propÂerÂty, made canÂcelÂing ChristÂmas the only seemÂingÂly logÂiÂcal thing to do, with a ban lastÂing 22 years. In any case, explicÂit ban or no, spurnÂing ChristÂmas was comÂmon pracÂtice for two hunÂdred years of New England’s coloÂnial hisÂtoÂry.
In the end, for all its supÂposed intruÂsions into the snow globe of ChristÂmas purism, “we can parÂtialÂly thank comÂmerÂcialÂizaÂtion for susÂtainÂing the domesÂtic brand of ChristÂmas we have today”—the brand, that is, that ensures we can’t stop talkÂing about, readÂing about, and hearÂing about ChristÂmas, whatÂevÂer our beliefs, in the sevÂerÂal weeks leadÂing up to DecemÂber 25th.
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RelatÂed ConÂtent:
Behold! The Very First ChristÂmas Card (1843)
John Waters’ Hand-Made, OddÂball ChristÂmas Cards: 1964-Present
Watch Björk, Age 11, Read a ChristÂmas NativÂiÂty StoÂry on an IceÂlandic TV SpeÂcial (1976)
Langston HughÂes’ HomeÂmade ChristÂmas Cards From 1950
Josh Jones is a writer and musiÂcian based in Durham, NC. FolÂlow him at @jdmagness.
Sure, ChristÂmas is bloatÂed and comÂmerÂcial but it cerÂtainÂly beats puriÂtanÂiÂcal authorÂiÂtarÂiÂanÂism!