This past May, YouTuÂber JenÂny NicholÂson set off waves of social-media disÂcourse with “The SpecÂtacÂuÂlar FailÂure of the Star Wars Hotel,” a four-hour-long video criÂtique of DisÂney’s hugeÂly expenÂsive, now-shutÂtered Star Wars: GalacÂtic StarÂcruisÂer in OrlanÂdo, FloriÂda. HavÂing gone viral enough to rack up over nine milÂlion views in less than two months, it’s arguably become more of a sucÂcess than some recent Star Wars movies. In part, that owes to NicholÂson’s havÂing tapped into a growÂing disÂcomÂfort, felt even among die-hard fans, with the transÂforÂmaÂtion of an escapist space opera into an ever-vaster and less accountÂable busiÂness empire. The time has come, many seem to feel, to pop the Star Wars bubÂble.
Some, of course, have felt that way for a long time. “I dutiÂfulÂly thrilled to the earÂliÂer films, to their conÂtrast of black-velÂvet skies and blindÂing white sands, but I was a litÂtle too old to worÂship them or study their varÂiÂoÂrum ediÂtions,” writes New YorkÂer film critÂic AnthoÂny Lane in his review of The PhanÂtom MenÂace, from 1999.
“Even in the late sevÂenÂties, we had a susÂpiÂcion that Star Wars was nerd terÂriÂtoÂry.” That susÂpiÂcion inspired such works as the HardÂware Wars, the very first Star Wars parÂoÂdy. Released in 1978, this micro-budÂget proÂducÂtion shot on Super 8 film spoofs the ramÂshackle bomÂbast of the origÂiÂnal Star Wars, then still playÂing in theÂaters, in the form of a thirÂteen-minute-long ficÂtionÂal trailÂer.
“Steam irons and toastÂers susÂpendÂed by clearÂly visÂiÂble strings were the spaceÂships, a basÂketÂball was a planÂet on the brink of destrucÂtion, and the robot Artie Decko was a defunct vacÂuÂum cleanÂer,” writes Salon’s Bob CalÂhoun. But “from its cardÂboard sets to the cosÂtumes, HardÂware Wars is an amazÂing facÂsimÂiÂle of its source mateÂrÂiÂal, despite obviÂous budÂget and time conÂstraints.” The goal of its creÂators Ernie FosÂselius and Michael Wiese had been to meet Star Wars creÂator George Lucas, who latÂer called it his favorite Star Wars parÂoÂdy. And indeed, its humor holds up these 46 years latÂer, though younger viewÂers may need some help underÂstandÂing the joke in a name like Augie Ben-DogÂgie, to say nothÂing of the final line, delivÂered by famed voice actor Paul Frees: “You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll kiss three bucks goodÂbye.” Above, you can watch HardÂware Wars in a brand new HD transÂfer.
RelatÂed conÂtent:
Fans ReconÂstruct AuthenÂtic VerÂsion of Star Wars, As It Was Shown in TheÂaters in 1977
A Star Wars Film Made in a Wes AnderÂson AesÂthetÂic
Based in Seoul, ColÂin Marshall writes and broadÂcasts on cities, lanÂguage, and culÂture. His projects include the SubÂstack newsletÂter Books on Cities and the book The StateÂless City: a Walk through 21st-CenÂtuÂry Los AngeÂles. FolÂlow him on TwitÂter at @colinmarshall or on FaceÂbook.
I saw this in theÂater at the time, was a kid with parÂents watchÂing either a HerÂbie, movie, or Swiss FamÂiÂly RobinÂson movie. I was a counÂtry kid and seeÂing a movie in theÂater was a real event… and I rememÂber seeÂing this…