HoaxÂes used to be fun, I imagÂine, before the interÂnet turned them into weapons of mass disÂinÂforÂmaÂtion. One shudÂders to think what kind of lunaÂcy might have resultÂed had the Paul McCartÂney-is-dead-and-has-been-replaced-by-a-lookaÂlike hoax first spread on FaceÂbook instead of colÂlege newsÂpaÂpers, local radio staÂtions, and good-old word of mouth. The hoax is emblemÂatÂic not only of how misÂinÂforÂmaÂtion spread difÂferÂentÂly fifty years ago, but also how the counÂterÂculÂture figÂured out inforÂmaÂtion warÂfare, and used it to proÂduce reams of satirÂiÂcal proÂto-viral conÂtent.
Whether the author of the origÂiÂnal 1969 artiÂcle—“Is BeaÂtÂle Paul McCartÂney Dead?,” from the Drake UniÂverÂsiÂty stuÂdent newsÂpaÂper the Times-DelÂphÂic—intendÂed to fool the pubÂlic hardÂly matÂters. His specÂuÂlaÂtion reads like parÂoÂdy, like a star chart crossed with lurid tabloid gosÂsip that, through a strange twist of fate creÂatÂed a netÂwork of peoÂple who believed that Paul was killed in a 1966 car crash and the band found an imposter named BilÂly Shears to replace him.
It should be notÂed that Paul McCartÂney is very much alive and has not been played by an imperÂsonÂator for fifty years. There are no “two sides” to this stoÂry. There is the life of Paul McCartÂney and there is a strange and amusÂing rumor that nevÂer harmed anyÂone, except the Paul McCartÂney of its imagÂiÂnaÂtion. “Paul is Dead” ranks highÂly among “music’s most WTF conÂspirÂaÂcy theÂoÂries,” also the title of the Rolling Stone video above, which aims to explain “the origÂiÂnal insane rock n’ roll conÂspirÂaÂcy theÂoÂry.”
The BeaÂtÂles had a lot of fun with the conÂspirÂaÂcy, douÂbly hoaxÂing their fans by playÂing along occaÂsionÂalÂly. McCartÂney respondÂed with his clasÂsic wit: “If I were dead, I’d be the last to know it.” But pubÂlicly conÂfirmÂing or denyÂing Paul McCartney’s body snatchÂing didÂn’t matÂter. Like those who claimed StanÂley Kubrick staged the moon landÂing and left clues in The ShinÂing, true believÂers found eviÂdence everyÂwhere they looked.
The covÂer of Sgt. Pepper’s supÂposÂedÂly repÂreÂsents Paul’s funerÂal; his dopÂpelÂgänger allegedÂly wears a patch with the letÂters O.P.D.—officially proÂnounced dead.” (It’s actuÂalÂly O.P.P., “Ontario ProvinÂcial Police.”); lyrics played backÂwards spell it out: “Paul is Dead.” As with most crackÂpot theÂoÂries, there is one cruÂcial missÂing eleÂment: motive. Why would the band not only covÂer up Paul’s death but leave trails of breadÂcrumbs on every subÂseÂquent record?
Why does the vilÂlain explain their entire plan to the hero as soon as they get the upper hand? Why do killers leave detailed, incrimÂiÂnatÂing docÂuÂments called “The Plan” on their hard driÂves on DateÂline? Who can say? In the world of weird conÂspirÂaÂcy theÂoÂries, conÂspirÂaÂtors are comÂpelled to place crypÂtic but deciÂpherÂable clues all over the place. It’s like they want to be caught, or it’s like conÂspirÂaÂcy fans desÂperÂateÂly want to believe they do. Either way, as far as conÂspirÂaÂcy theÂoÂries go, “Paul is Dead” earns its “WTF” staÂtus. It also bears the disÂtincÂtion of nevÂer actuÂalÂly havÂing involved anyone’s death.
RelatÂed ConÂtent:
The Band EveryÂone Thought Was The BeaÂtÂles: RevisÂit the Klaatu ConÂspirÂaÂcy of 1976
Josh Jones is a writer and musiÂcian based in Durham, NC. FolÂlow him at @jdmagness
This is preÂposÂterÂous. Instead of focusÂing on crackÂpot theÂoÂries that hurt and endanÂger the subÂjects, we should be plantÂiÂng trees in Israel. They need trees to help heal from the atrocÂiÂties comÂmitÂted durÂing ww2 and we need to plant them!
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sorÂry that was very uneÂdÂuÂcatÂed of me please forÂgive me.
Your friend, not friend. HI