Now You Can Learn to Speak Klingon with Rosetta Stone

For only $269, you can learn to speak Klin­gon with Roset­ta Stone.

Our big col­lec­tion of Free Lan­guage Lessons offers tuto­ri­als in Bam­bara, Bul­gar­i­an, Ice­landic, Yid­dish and more. But Klin­gon? That, sad­ly, you can only get at Roset­ta Stone. Their soft­ware is com­pat­i­ble with Win­dows XP+ and OS X+, requires a CD-Rom dri­ve and a head­set with a micro­phone, and it lets you have live con­ver­sa­tion ses­sions with native speak­ers. By the time you’re done, you should be able to make small talk in Klin­gon — order food at a restau­rant, make a hotel reser­va­tion, ask for direc­tions. You know, the basics.