Have you ever dreamed of becomÂing a word? NPR’s Adam Cole has, and he’s writÂten a song about the immorÂtalÂiÂty that comes from havÂing your name turned into a noun. But as his colÂleague Robert KrulÂwich points out, many of the peoÂple whose names are now in dicÂtioÂnarÂies would be horÂriÂfied. Joseph GuilÂloÂtine, for examÂple, hatÂed the death penalÂty. And James Thomas BruÂdenell, sevÂenth earl of CardiÂgan, must be turnÂing over in his grave: “Here’s a brave cavÂalÂry offiÂcer, who led the Charge of the Light Brigade durÂing the Crimean War, watched his men cut down, butchered by the eneÂmy, a man of action, a solÂdier, and what do we rememÂber him for,” writes KrulÂwich on his blog? “Yup, by some trick of fate, he is now a sweater with butÂtons down the front. I mean, realÂly…”
Nice one. It’s man’s long cherÂished desire to become immorÂtal but do not accordÂingÂly and become selfÂish. We have to launch and proÂmote humanÂiÂty if we wana be immorÂtal.