Ever since Qatar won the rights to host the FIFA World Cup in 2010, its treatÂment of migrant workÂers has made interÂnaÂtionÂal headÂlines. News stoÂries and human rights orgaÂniÂzaÂtions revealed migrant workÂers who built the staÂdiÂums, hotels, and all the new infraÂstrucÂture required for the World Cup were being forced to work, not getÂting paid, unable to leave, and in some casÂes, dying.
At the heart of the abuse faced by migrant workÂers is the kafala sysÂtem. A sysÂtem prevaÂlent in Gulf states that ties workÂers to their sponÂsors, it often gives sponÂsors almost total conÂtrol of migrant workÂers’ employÂment and immiÂgraÂtion staÂtus.
Due to all the scrutiÂny Qatar has been under, some reforms have been put in place, but the kafala sysÂtem is more than a law — it’s a pracÂtice. And while these reforms exist on paper, human rights orgaÂniÂzaÂtions say there’s still a long way to go.
To underÂstand how hunÂdreds of thouÂsands of migrant workÂers were stuck in an exploitaÂtive sysÂtem while buildÂing the staÂdiÂums for the World Cup, watch our 10-minute video above.
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Here’s a vinÂtage footÂball [aka socÂcer] post in celÂeÂbraÂtion of the World Cup…
Albert Camus once said, “After many years in which the world has affordÂed me many expeÂriÂences, what I know most sureÂly in the long run about moralÂiÂty and obligÂaÂtions, I owe to footÂball.”
He was referÂring to his colÂlege days when he played goalie for the RacÂing UniÂverÂsiÂtaire d’AlÂger (RUA) junior team. Camus was a decent playÂer, though not the great playÂer that legÂend latÂer made him out to be.
[T]here is someÂthing approÂpriÂate about a philosoÂpher like Camus staÂtionÂing himÂself between the sticks [that is, in goal]. It is a loneÂly callÂing, an indiÂvidÂual isoÂlatÂed withÂin a team ethÂic, one who plays to difÂferÂent conÂstraints. If his team scores, the keepÂer knows it is nothÂing to do with him. If the oppoÂsiÂtion score, howÂevÂer, it is all his fault. StandÂing senÂtinel in goal, Camus had plenÂty of time to reflect on the absurÂdist nature of his posiÂtion.
And perÂhaps the absurÂdist nature of life itself…
Camus — who appears in the picÂture up top, wearÂing the dark colÂor jerÂsey in the front row — conÂtractÂed tuberÂcuÂloÂsis when he was only 18 years old. His lungs too damÂaged to conÂtinÂue playÂing sports, the young man turned to phiÂlosÂoÂphy. When Camus moved from AlgeÂria to France, he learned that phiÂlosÂoÂphy was a rough and tumÂble game too — someÂthing his socÂcer days preÂpared him for. He once quipped, “I learned … that a ball nevÂer arrives from the direcÂtion you expectÂed it. That helped me in latÂer life, espeÂcialÂly in mainÂland France, where nobody plays straight.”
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I will admit it: I’m one of those oft-maligned non-sports peoÂple who becomes a footÂball (okay, socÂcer) enthuÂsiÂast every four years, seduced by the colÂorÂful pageantry, cosÂmopoliÂtan air, nosÂtalÂgia for a game I played as a kid, and an embarÂrassÂingÂly senÂtiÂmenÂtal pride in my home counÂtry’s team. I don’t lose all my critÂiÂcal facÂulÂties, but I can’t help but love the World Cup even while recÂogÂnizÂing the corÂrupÂtion, deepÂenÂing poverÂty and exploitaÂtion, and host of othÂer seriÂous sociopoÂlitÂiÂcal issues surÂroundÂing it. And as an AmerÂiÂcan, it’s simÂply much easÂiÂer to put some disÂtance between the sport itself and the jinÂgoÂisÂtic bigÂotry and violence—“sentimental hooliÂganÂism,” to use Franklin Foer’s phrase—that very often attend the game in varÂiÂous parts of the world.
In ArgentiÂna, as in many socÂcer-mad counÂtries with deep social divides, gang vioÂlence is a rouÂtine part of futÂbol, part of what ArgenÂtine writer Jorge Luis Borges termed a horÂriÂble “idea of supremaÂcy.” Borges found it imposÂsiÂble to sepÂaÂrate the fan culÂture from the game itself, once declarÂing, “socÂcer is popÂuÂlar because stuÂpidÂiÂty is popÂuÂlar.” As Shaj MathÂew writes in TheNew RepubÂlic, the author assoÂciÂatÂed the mass mania of socÂcer fanÂdom with the mass ferÂvor of fasÂcism or dogÂmatÂic nationÂalÂism. “NationÂalÂism,” he wrote, “only allows for affirÂmaÂtions, and every docÂtrine that disÂcards doubt, negaÂtion, is a form of fanatiÂcism and stuÂpidÂiÂty.” As MathÂews points out, nationÂal socÂcer teams and stars do often become the tools of authorÂiÂtarÂiÂan regimes that “take advanÂtage of the bond that fans share with their nationÂal teams to drum up popÂuÂlar supÂport [….] This is what Borges feared—and resented—about the sport.”
There is cerÂtainÂly a sense in which Borges’ hatred of socÂcer is also indicaÂtive of his well-known culÂturÂal elitÂism (despite his romanÂtiÂcizÂing of lowÂer-class gauÂcho life and the once-demiÂmonde tanÂgo). OutÂside of the hugeÂly expenÂsive World Cup, the class dynamÂics of socÂcer fanÂdom in most every counÂtry but the U.S. are fairÂly uncomÂpliÂcatÂed. New RepubÂlic ediÂtor Foer summed it up sucÂcinctÂly in How SocÂcer Explains the World: “In every othÂer part of the world, soccer’s sociÂolÂoÂgy varies litÂtle: it is the province of the workÂing class.” (The inverÂsion of this socÂcer class divide in the U.S., Foer writes, explains AmerÂiÂcans’ disÂdain for the game in genÂerÂal and for elitÂist socÂcer diletÂtantes in parÂticÂuÂlar, though those attiÂtudes are rapidÂly changÂing). If Borges had been a North, rather than South, AmerÂiÂcan, I imagÂine he would have had simÂiÂlar things to say about the NFL, NBA, NHL, or NASCAR.
NonetheÂless, being Jorge Luis Borges, the writer did not simÂply lodge cranky comÂplaints, howÂevÂer politÂiÂcalÂly astute, about the game. He wrote a specÂuÂlaÂtive stoÂry about it with his close friend and someÂtime writÂing partÂner AdolÂfo Bioy Casares. In “Esse Est PerÂcipi” (“to be is to be perÂceived”), we learn that socÂcer has “ceased to be a sport and entered the realm of specÂtaÂcle,” writes MathÂews: “repÂreÂsenÂtaÂtion of sport has replaced actuÂal sport.” The physÂiÂcal staÂdiÂums crumÂble, while the games are perÂformed by “a sinÂgle man in a booth or by actors in jerÂseys before the TV camÂeras.” An easÂiÂly duped popÂuÂlace folÂlows “nonexÂisÂtent games on TV and the radio withÂout quesÂtionÂing a thing.”
The stoÂry effecÂtiveÂly illusÂtrates Borges’ criÂtique of socÂcer as an intrinÂsic part of a mass culÂture that, MathÂews says, “leaves itself open to demÂaÂgoguery and manipÂuÂlaÂtion.” Borges’ own snobÂberies aside, his resÂolute susÂpiÂcion of mass media specÂtaÂcle and the cooptÂing of popÂuÂlar culÂture by politÂiÂcal forces seems to me still, as it was in his day, a healthy attiÂtude. You can read the full stoÂry here, and an excelÂlent critÂiÂcal essay on Borges’ politÂiÂcal phiÂlosÂoÂphy here. For those interÂestÂed in explorÂing Franklin Foer’s book, see How SocÂcer Explains the World: An UnlikeÂly TheÂoÂry of GlobÂalÂizaÂtion.
Note: An earÂliÂer verÂsion of this post appeared on our site in 2014.
Sadek Waff, creÂator of thrillingÂly preÂcise “murÂmuÂraÂtions” such as the one above, is also inspired by street dance — parÂticÂuÂlarÂly the popÂping hip hop moves known as TutÂting and ToyÂMan.
There is magÂic everyÂwhere, the key is knowÂing how to look and lisÂten in silence. Like a cloud of birds formÂing waves in the sky, each indiÂvidÂual has their own idenÂtiÂty but also has an irreÂplaceÂable place in the whole.
To achieve these kaleiÂdoÂscopÂic murÂmuÂraÂtions, Waff’s dancers drill for hours, countÂing aloud in uniÂson, refinÂing their gesÂtures to the point where the indiÂvidÂual is subÂsumed by the group.
The use of mirÂrors can heightÂen the illuÂsion:
The reflecÂtion brings a symÂmetÂriÂcal dimenÂsion, like a calm body of water conÂtemÂplatÂing the specÂtaÂcle from anothÂer point of view, adding an addiÂtionÂal dimenÂsion, an extenÂsion of the image.
The largÂer the group, the more dazÂzling the effect, though a video feaÂturÂing a smallÂer than usuÂal group of dancers — 20 in total — is helpÂful for isoÂlatÂing the comÂpoÂnents Waff brings to bear in his avian-inspired work.
We’re parÂticÂuÂlarÂly enthralled by the murÂmuÂraÂtion Waff creÂatÂed for the 2020 ParÂaÂlympic Games’ closÂing cerÂeÂmoÂny in Tokyo, using both proÂfesÂsionÂals and amaÂteurs in matchÂing black COVID-preÂcauÂtion masks to embody the event’s themes of “harÂmoÂnious cacophÂoÂny” and “movÂing forÂward.” (Notice that the front row of dancers are wheelÂchair users.)
If you’ve ever run a marathon in cosÂtume, or for that matÂter, boardÂed pubÂlic transÂportaÂtion with a large musiÂcal instruÂment or a bulky bag of athÂletÂic equipÂment, you know that gear can be a burÂden best shed.
But what if that gear is your first, nay, best line of defense against a felÂlow knight fixÂing to smite you in the name of their liege?
Such gear is non-optionÂal.
CuriÂous about the degree to which 15th-cenÂtuÂry knights were encumÂbered by their proÂtecÂtive platÂing, medievalÂist Daniel Jaquet comÂmisÂsioned a top armor speÂcialÂist from the Czech RepubÂlic to make a suit speÂcifÂic to his own perÂsonÂal meaÂsureÂments. The result is based on a 15th cenÂtuÂry specÂiÂmen in VienÂna that has been studÂied by the WalÂlace ColÂlecÂtion’s archaeometÂalÂlurÂgist Alan Williams. As Jaquet recalled in SciÂences et Avenir:
We had to make comÂproÂmisÂes in the copyÂing process, of course, because what interÂestÂed me above all was to be able to do a behavÂioral study, to see how one moved with this equipÂment on the back rather than attachÂing myself to the numÂber of exact rivets…we knew the comÂpoÂsiÂtion and the hardÂness of the parts that we could comÂpare to our repliÂca.
The accomÂplished marÂtial artist testÂed his mobilÂiÂty in the suit with a variÂety of highÂly pubÂlic, modÂern activÂiÂties: reachÂing for items on the highÂest superÂmarÂket shelves, jogÂging in the park, scalÂing a wall at a climbÂing gym, takÂing the Metro …
It may look like showÂboatÂing, but these moveÂments helped him assess how he’d perÂform in comÂbat, as well as lowÂer stress activÂiÂties involvÂing sitÂting down or standÂing up.
His armored expeÂriÂence sheds light on those of earÂly 15th-cenÂtuÂry knight Jean le MainÂgre, aka BouciÂcaut, whose impresÂsive career was cut short in 1415, when he was capÂtured by the EngÂlish at the BatÂtle of AginÂcourt.
BouciÂcaut kept himÂself in tip top physÂiÂcal conÂdiÂtion with a regÂuÂlar armored fitÂness regÂiÂmen. His chivalÂric biogÂraÂphy details gearÂing up for exerÂcisÂes that include runÂning, chopÂping wood, vaultÂing onto a horse, and workÂing his way up a ladÂder from the underÂside, withÂout using his feet.
Jaquet dupliÂcates them all in the above video.
(Reminder to those who would try this at home, make sure you’re capaÂble of perÂformÂing these exerÂcisÂes in lightÂweight shorts and t‑shirt before attemptÂing to do them in armor.)
Like Boucicault’s, Jaquet’s armor is bespoke. Those who’ve strugÂgled to lift their arms in an off-the-rack jackÂet will appreÂciÂate the trade off. It’s worth spendÂing more to ensure sufÂfiÂcient range of moveÂment.
In Boucicault’s day, ready-made pieces of lessÂer qualÂiÂty could be proÂcured at marÂkets, tradÂing fairs, and shops in popÂuÂlous areas. You could also try your luck after batÂtle, by stripÂping the capÂtive and the dead of theirs. Size was always an issue. Too small and your moveÂment would be restrictÂed. Too big, and you’d be haulÂing around unnecÂesÂsary weight.
Jaquet describes his load as being on par with the weight 21st-cenÂtuÂry solÂdiers are required to carÂry. Body armor is a lifeÂsaver, accordÂing to a 2018 study by the CenÂter for a New AmerÂiÂcan SecuÂriÂty, but it also reduces mobilÂiÂty, increasÂes fatigue, and reduces misÂsion perÂforÂmance.
GizÂmoÂdo’s JenÂnifer OuelÂlette finds that medieval knights faced simÂiÂlar chalÂlenges:
The legs alone were carÂryÂing an extra 15 to 18 pounds, so the musÂcles had to work that much hardÂer to overÂcome inerÂtia to set the legs in motion. There is also eviÂdence that the thin slits in the face mask, and tight chest plate, restrictÂed oxyÂgen flow even furÂther.
For those lookÂing for a lighter read, here is JaqueÂt’s account of takÂing a comÂmerÂcial flight in armor (and some best pracÂtice tips for those attemptÂing the same.)
SurfÂing is genÂerÂalÂly believed to have origÂiÂnatÂed in Hawaii and will be forÂevÂer assoÂciÂatÂed with the PolyÂneÂsian islands. Yet anthroÂpolÂoÂgists have found eviÂdence of someÂthing like surfÂing wherÂevÂer humans have encounÂtered a beach — on the coasts of West Africa, in the Caribbean, India, SyrÂia, and Japan. SurfÂing hisÂtoÂriÂan Matt WarÂshaw sums up the probÂlem with locatÂing the oriÂgins of this human activÂiÂty: “RidÂing waves simÂply for pleaÂsure most likeÂly develÂoped in one form or anothÂer among any coastal peoÂple livÂing near warm ocean water.” Could one make a simÂiÂlar point about skiÂing?
It seems that wherÂevÂer humans have setÂtled in places covÂered with snow for much of the year, they’ve improÂvised all kinds of ways to travÂel across it. Who did so with the first skis, and when? Ski-like objects datÂing from 6300–5000 BC have been found in northÂern RusÂsia. A New York Times artiÂcle recentÂly described eviÂdence of Stone Age skiers in ChiÂna. “If skiÂing, as it seems posÂsiÂble,” Nils Larsen writes at the InterÂnaÂtionÂal SkiÂing HisÂtoÂry AssoÂciÂaÂtion, “dates back 10,000 years or more, idenÂtiÂfyÂing a point of oriÂgin (or oriÂgins) will be difÂfiÂcult at best.” Such disÂcusÂsions tend to get “bogged down in polÂiÂtics and nationÂal pride,” Larsen writes. For examÂple, “since the emerÂgence of skiÂing in greater Europe in the late 1800s” — as a sport and pureÂly recreÂationÂal activÂiÂty — “NorÂway has often been conÂsidÂered the birthÂplace of skiÂing. NorÂway has proÂmotÂed this view and it is a point of nationÂal pride.”
Despite its earÂliÂest records of skiÂing datÂing milÂlenÂnia latÂer than othÂer regions, NorÂway has some claim. The word ski is, after all, NorÂweÂgian, derived from Old Norse skĂĂ°, meanÂing “cleft wood” or “stick.” And the best-preÂserved ancient skis ever found have been disÂcovÂered in a NorÂweÂgian ice field. “Even the bindÂings are mostÂly intact,” notes KotÂtke. The first ski, believed to be 1300 years old, turned up in 2014, found by the GlacÂiÂer ArcheÂolÂoÂgy ProÂgram (GAP) in the mounÂtains of InnÂlanÂdet CounÂty, NorÂway. The archaeÂolÂoÂgists decidÂed to wait, let the ice melt, and see if the othÂer ski would appear. It did, just recentÂly, and in the video above, you can watch the researchers pull it from the ice.
“MeaÂsurÂing about 74 inchÂes long and 7 inchÂes wide,” notes Livia GerÂshon at SmithÂsonÂian, “the secÂond ski is slightÂly largÂer than its mate. Both feaÂture raised footholds. Leather straps and twistÂed birch bark bindÂings found with the skis would have been attached through holes in the footholds. The new ski shows signs of heavy wear and evenÂtuÂal repairs.” The two skis are not idenÂtiÂcal, “but we should not expect them to be,” says archaeÂolÂoÂgist Lars Pilø. “The skis are handÂmade, not mass-proÂduced. They have a long and indiÂvidÂual hisÂtoÂry of wear and repair before an Iron Age skiÂer used them togethÂer and they endÂed up in the ice.”
The new ski answered quesÂtions the researchers had about the first disÂcovÂery, such as how the ancient skis might have mainÂtained forÂward motion uphill. “A furÂrow on the underÂside along the length of the ski, as you find on othÂer preÂhisÂtoric skis (and on modÂern cross-counÂtry skis), would solve the quesÂtion,” they write, and the secÂond ski conÂtained such a furÂrow. While they may nevÂer prove that NorÂway inventÂed skiÂing, as glacÂiÂer ice melts and new artiÂfacts appear each year, the team will learn much more about ancient NorÂweÂgian skiers and their way of life. See their curÂrent disÂcovÂerÂies and folÂlow their future progress at the Secrets of the Ice webÂsite and on their YouTube chanÂnel.
But not the sort you’ll find played on the grass courts of WimÂbleÂdon, or for that matÂter, the hard courts of the US Open.
Lloyd is one of a select few who gravÂiÂtate toward the verÂsion of the game that was known as the sport of kings.
It was, accordÂing to a 1553 guide, creÂatÂed, “to keep our bodÂies healthy, to make our young men stronger and more robust, chasÂing idleÂness, virtue’s morÂtal eneÂmy, far from them and thus makÂing them of a stronger and more excelÂlent nature.”
HenÂry VIII was a talÂentÂed and enthuÂsiÂasÂtic playÂer in his youth, causÂing the VenetÂian AmbasÂsador to rhapÂsodize, “it was the pretÂtiÂest thing in the world to see him play; his fair skin glowÂing through a shirt of the finest texÂture.”
Henry’s secÂond wife, the ill-fatÂed Anne Boleyn, was also a fan of the sport, with monÂey ridÂing on the match she was watchÂing when she was sumÂmoned to the Privy CounÂcil “by order of the King,” the first stop on her very swift jourÂney to the TowÂer of LonÂdon.
The sport’s roots reach all the way to the 11th and 12th cenÂturies when monks and vilÂlagers in southÂern France were mad for jeu de paume, a tenÂnis-like game preÂdatÂing the use of racÂquets, whose popÂuÂlarÂiÂty evenÂtuÂalÂly spread to the royÂals and arisÂtoÂcrats of Paris.
The game Lloyd tries his hand at above is now known as Real TenÂnis, a term inventÂed in the 19th-cenÂtuÂry to disÂtinÂguish it from the then-new craze for lawn tenÂnis.
MenÂtion “the sport of kings” these days and most folks will assume you’re referÂring to fox huntÂing or horse-racÂing.
Mind you, real tenÂnis is just as rarÂiÂfied. You won’t find it being played on any old (which is to say new) indoor court. It requires four irregÂuÂlarÂly sized walls, an asymÂmetÂriÂcal layÂout, and a slopÂing pentÂhouse roof. Behold the layÂout of a Real TenÂnis court by AtethÂnekos, comÂpliÂments of EngÂlish Wikipedia:
ComÂpared to that, the TenÂnis DepartÂment’s diaÂgram of the familÂiar modÂern set up seems like child’s play:
OthÂer cogÂniÂtive chalÂlenges for those whose verÂsion of tenÂnis doesÂn’t extend back to medieval days: a slack net; lopÂsided, tightÂly strung, small raqueÂts; and a gallery of waist-high screened “hazÂards,” that are spirÂiÂtuÂalÂly akin to pinÂball tarÂgets, espeÂcialÂly the one with the bell.
The handÂmade balls may look simÂiÂlar to your averÂage mass-proÂduced Penn or WilÂson, but expect that each will be “unique in its parÂticÂuÂlar quirks”:
They are not perÂfectÂly spherÂiÂcal and these seams stick out a litÂtle bit more here and there, which means that the bounce can be rather unpreÂdictable. Because these are heavÂier and hardÂer, they don’t swerve when you spin them in the air very much, but when they hit a wall and get a decent grip, the swerve can send them zingÂing off along the wall to great effect.
Once Lloyd has oriÂentÂed viewÂers and himÂself to the court and equipÂment, Real TenÂnis proZak Eadle walks him through servÂing, scorÂing, and stratÂeÂgy in the form of chasÂes.
His present, and your pains, we thank you for: When we have match’d our rackÂets to these balls, We will, in France, by God’s grace play a set, Shall strike his father’s crown into the HazÂard: Tell him, he made a match with such a wranÂgler, That all the Courts of France will be disturb’d with chasÂes.
Even non-athÂletÂic types could find themÂselves fasÂciÂnatÂed by the hisÂtorÂiÂcal conÂtext LindyÂbeige proÂvides.
If you’re moved to take racÂquet in hand, there are a handÂful of Real TenÂnis courts in the USA, UK, AusÂtralia, and France where you might be able to try your luck.
The sport could use you. EstiÂmates indiÂcate that the numÂber of playÂers has dwinÂdled to a mere 10,000. SureÂly someÂone is desÂperÂate for a partÂner.
Delve furÂther into the world of Real TenÂnis on the InterÂnaÂtionÂal Real TenÂnis ProÂfesÂsionÂals Association’s webÂsite.
Check out some of Lindybeige’s othÂer interÂests on his YouTube chanÂnel.
Ever wonÂder what it was like to realÂly fight while wearÂing a full suit of armor? We’ve feaÂtured a few hisÂtorÂiÂcal reconÂstrucÂtions here on Open CulÂture, includÂing a demonÂstraÂtion of the varÂiÂous ways comÂbatÂants would vanÂquish their foe—includÂing a sword right between the eyes. We’ve also shown you how long it took to creÂate a suit of armor and the clever flexÂiÂbilÂiÂty built into them. But realÂly, don’t we want to see what it would be like in a full melee? In the above Vice docÂuÂmenÂtary, you can finalÂly sate your bloodÂlust.
Not that anyÂone dies in the MMA-like sword-and-chainÂmail brawls. In these pubÂlic comÂpeÂtiÂtions, the weapons are bluntÂed and conÂtesÂtants fight “not to the death, just until they fall over,” as the narÂraÂtor someÂwhat sadÂly explains. It is just a legit sport as any othÂer fightÂing chalÂlenge, and the injuries are real. There’s no foolÂing around with these peoÂple. They are seriÂous, and a nation’s honÂor is still at stake.
This mini-doc folÂlows the AmerÂiÂcan team to the InterÂnaÂtionÂal Medieval ComÂbat FedÂerÂaÂtion World ChamÂpiÂonships in MonÂteÂmor-o-VelÂho in PorÂtuÂgal. What looks like a regÂuÂlar RenaisÂsance faire is only the decÂoÂraÂtions around the main, incredÂiÂbly vioÂlent event. We see batÂtles with longswords, short axes, shields used offenÂsiveÂly and defenÂsiveÂly, and a lot of pushÂing and shovÂing. ConÂtesÂtants go head-to-head, or five against five, or twelve against twelve.
TwenÂty-six counÂtries take part, and I have to say for all the jinÂgoÂisÂtic hoo-hah I try to ignore, the AmerÂiÂcan team’s very niceÂly designed stars and stripes batÂtle gear looked pretÂty damn cool. The Vice team also disÂcovÂer an interÂestÂing cast of charÂacÂters, like the TexÂan who wears his cowÂboy hat when he’s not wearÂing his comÂbat helÂmet; the man who describes his fightÂing style as “nerd rage”; and the couÂple on their honÂeyÂmoon who met while bruÂtalÂly beatÂing each othÂer in an earÂliÂer comÂpeÂtiÂtion. (No, the knights here are not all men.).
There are injuries, sprains, broÂken bones. There’s also the madÂness of inhalÂing too much of your own CO2 inside the helÂmet; and smelling the ozone when a spark of metÂal-upon-metÂal flies into the helÂmet.
ThankÂfulÂly nobody is fightÂing to the death or for King/Queen and CounÂtry. Just for the fun of adrenÂaÂlin-based comÂpeÂtiÂtion and bragÂging rights.
Ted Mills is a freeÂlance writer on the arts who curÂrentÂly hosts the Notes from the Shed podÂcast and is the proÂducÂer of KCRÂW’s CuriÂous Coast. You can also folÂlow him on TwitÂter at @tedmills, and/or watch his films here.
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