“Teach your chilÂdren well” sang CrosÂby, Stills and Nash once upon a long ago, and that adage could be paraÂphrased as “make sure your stuÂdents don’t grow up learnÂing subÂstanÂdard pop songs. Give them a real eduÂcaÂtion.” An enterÂprisÂing eleÂmenÂtary school teacher in MomÂbach, a disÂtrict of the Rhineland city of Mainz, did so in 2015, dressÂing up his stuÂdents from LemmÂchen EleÂmenÂtary in their own handÂmade robot outÂfits and teachÂing them to sing the clasÂsic 1978 Kraftwerk hit “The Robots” (or “RobotÂer” if you own the GerÂman verÂsion, which you can hear below).
While the origÂiÂnal prog-rockÂers turned elecÂtronÂic demigods tried to strip away as much of their humanÂiÂty when playÂing live, you just can’t do it with kids. They’re just too cute, and their wobÂbly, shufÂfling attempts to be machines only warms the heart more. (Could their parÂents tell who was who, I wonÂder?) Their verÂsion of the music is simÂiÂlarÂly charmÂing and pretÂty faithÂful, though it’s posÂsiÂbly played by instrucÂtor Lars Reimer. (An oldÂer class shows their faces and plays instruÂments in a more recent video, a covÂer of “Tanz” by StopÂpok.) So yes, Mr. Reimer, you’re passÂing on some good musiÂcal taste.
Though Kraftwerk was often thought of as cold and artiÂfiÂcial when they first arrived on the interÂnaÂtionÂal music scene, the interÂvenÂing years have only emphaÂsized the romanÂtic beauÂty of their (mostÂly major key) melodies. (See for examÂple the BalÂanesÂcu Quartet’s renÂdiÂtion of the same song below.)
Note: An earÂliÂer verÂsion of this post appeared on our site in 2016.
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RelatÂed ConÂtent:
Kraftwerk’s First ConÂcert: The BeginÂning of the EndÂlessÂly InfluÂenÂtial Band (1970)
One Man Shows You How to Play Kraftwerk’s “The Robots” with Just One SynÂtheÂsizÂer
Ted Mills is a freeÂlance writer on the arts who curÂrentÂly hosts the FunkZone PodÂcast. You can also folÂlow him on TwitÂter at @tedmills, read his othÂer arts writÂing at tedmills.com and/or watch his films here.