Did you know, stuÂdent of dead white philosoÂphers, that HeiÂdegÂger was a “boozy begÂgar”? WittgenÂstein a “beery swine” and Descartes a “drunkÂen fart”? What about PlaÂto, who, “they say, could stick it away; Half a crate of whiskey every day”? NeiÂther did I until I saw memÂbers of MonÂty Python sing “The Philosopher’s Song,” above, from their 1982 live show at the HolÂlyÂwood Bowl. Eric Idle, in what looks like an AusÂtralian bush hat strung with teabags, introÂduces the numÂber, sayÂing it’s “a nice intelÂlecÂtuÂal song for those two or three of you in the audiÂence who underÂstand these things.” Then Idle, joined by Michael Palin and freÂquent Python colÂlabÂoÂraÂtor Neil Innes, launchÂes into a paean to drinkÂing that colÂorÂfulÂly calls the great philosoÂphers crazed dipÂsoÂmaÂniÂacs. Well, all but John StuÂart Mill, who got “parÂticÂuÂlarÂly ill” from “half a pint of shandy.”
It’s all nonÂsense, right? Maybe so, but the Pythons were no strangers to phiÂlosÂoÂphy. HavÂing assemÂbled from the august bodÂies of Oxford and CamÂbridge UniÂverÂsiÂties, they perÂpetÂuÂalÂly revisÂitÂed acaÂdÂeÂmÂic themes, if only to mock them. And yet some philosoÂphers take the work of MonÂty Python very seriÂousÂly. In his MonÂty Python and PhiÂlosÂoÂphy: Nudge, Nudge, Think Think!, PhiÂlosÂoÂphy ProÂfesÂsor Gary HardÂcasÂtle refers to an essay called “TracÂtaÂtus ComeÂdio-PhiloÂsophÂiÂcus,” which “wants us to know that the only difÂferÂence between MonÂty Python and acaÂdÂeÂmÂic phiÂlosÂoÂphy is that phiÂlosÂoÂphy isn’t funÂny.” So there you have it. Skip the years of penury and overÂwork and go directÂly to Youtube for your highÂer eduÂcaÂtion in the clasÂsics from the Pythons. Then lisÂten to ProÂfesÂsor Hardcastle—in Open Court’s “PopÂuÂlar CulÂture and PhiÂlosÂoÂphy” podÂcast above—expound at length on the philoÂsophÂic virtues of Cleese, Idle, Palin, Gilliam, and Jones. And finalÂly, a bonus: below watch ChristoÂpher Hitchens sing “The PhilosoÂpher’s Song” from memÂoÂry in a 2009 interÂview.
The song grew out of an earÂliÂer Python setÂup known as “The Bruce Sketch” (below). The sketch is pretÂty dated—some moments cerÂtainÂly come off as more offenÂsive than perÂhaps deemed at the time. (Our EngÂlish readÂers will have to let us know if “pomÂmy basÂtard” smarts.) Four AusÂtralian phiÂlosÂoÂphy proÂfesÂsors at the ficÂtiÂtious UniÂverÂsiÂty of WoolaÂmaloo, all of them named Bruce, welÂcome a new memÂber, Michael BaldÂwin (whom they insist on callÂing “Bruce”). The Bruces seem a nice bunch of chaps until they start in on their rules, revealÂing a conÂtempÂtuÂous obsesÂsion with keepÂing out the “poofters.” It’s perÂfectÂly in keepÂing with this assemÂbly of amiÂable right-wing nationÂalÂists: The Bruces inform their EngÂlish colÂleague that he may teach “the great socialÂist thinkers, proÂvidÂed he makes it clear that they were wrong,” and then they get a visÂit from a shufÂfling carÂiÂcaÂture of an AboÂrigÂiÂnal serÂvant (whom one mustÂn’t misÂtreat, state the rules, “if there’s anyÂone watchÂing”). In addiÂtion to bigÂotry, AusÂtralia, polÂiÂtics and prayer, the Bruces, their new memÂber learns, seem mostÂly conÂcerned with drinkÂing rather than phiÂlosÂoÂphy. In my perÂsonÂal expeÂriÂence of some acaÂdÂeÂmÂic quarÂters, this is at least one part of the sketch that hasn’t aged at all.
RelatÂed ConÂtent:
MonÂty Python’s Best PhiÂlosÂoÂphy SketchÂes
MonÂty Python’s Life of BriÂan: ReliÂgious Satire, PolitÂiÂcal Satire, or BlasÂpheÂmy?
Josh Jones is a writer and musiÂcian based in Durham, NC. FolÂlow him at @jdmagness