“My misÂtress’ eyes are nothÂing like the sun,” begins SonÂnet 130 by William ShakeÂspeare. But why read the rest when you can see and hear it, in the video above, from Stephen Fry? No matÂter how often I’ve wished the voice inside my head could sound like his, I just can’t masÂter intracraÂnialÂly repliÂcatÂing his disÂtincÂtive comÂbiÂnaÂtion of accent and manÂner. This defiÂcienÂcy bothÂers me espeÂcialÂly when readÂing works as worÂthy as ShakeÂspeare’s sonÂnets. SonÂnet 130 in parÂticÂuÂlar, a satire of the increasÂingÂly and obviÂousÂly hyperÂbolÂic odes to female beauÂty popÂuÂlar in ShakeÂspeare’s day, pracÂtiÂcalÂly demands a perÂsona as dryÂly knowÂing as Fry’s. But neiÂther Fry in any of his work nor the ShakeÂspeare of SonÂnet 130 seem conÂtent to simÂply pop balÂloons of grotesqueÂly overÂinÂflatÂed senÂtiÂment. They know that, in refusÂing to trot out grandÂly tired comÂparÂisons of lips to coral and cheeks to rosÂes, they pay their subÂjects a more lastÂing, genÂuine tribÂute in the end.
Fry’s readÂing comes from a new iPad app, ShakeÂspeare’s SonÂnets. In an apparÂent realÂizaÂtion of all those litÂerÂary “mulÂtiÂmeÂdia expeÂriÂences” we dreamed of but could nevÂer quite achieve in the mid-nineties, it presents the 154 sonÂnets as they looked in their 1609 quarÂto ediÂtion with scholÂarÂly notes, comÂmenÂtary, and interÂviews with experts. OthÂer perÂformÂers enlistÂed to read them include Patrick StewÂart (preÂsumÂably anothÂer sine qua non for such a project), David TenÂnant, and — because hey, why not — Kim CatÂtrall. A fine idea, but new-media visionÂarÂies should take note that I and many othÂers are even now waitÂing for apps dedÂiÂcatÂed to nothÂing more than Stephen Fry readÂing things. SomeÂone’s got to capÂiÂtalÂize on this demand.
RelatÂed conÂtent:
ShakeÂspeare in the OrigÂiÂnal Voice
Shakespeare’s Julius CaeÂsar Read in CelebriÂty VoicÂes
City Poems: A New LitÂerÂary iPhone App
ColÂin MarÂshall hosts and proÂduces NoteÂbook on Cities and CulÂture. FolÂlow him on TwitÂter at @colinmarshall.