David Sedaris Reads “Of Mice and Men”

David Sedaris fans, this is a quick one for you.  Here, Sedaris reads from his newish book, When You are Engulfed in Flames. The sto­ry is called “Of Mice and Men” (his sto­ry, not Stein­beck­’s), and you can lis­ten to it here or via iTunes.

And just for good mea­sure, I’m throw­ing in a pret­ty good Sedaris imper­son­ation. Call it “David Sedaris Deliv­ers a Piz­za.”

Prague’s Franz Kafka International Named World’s Most Alienating Airport

A fun­ny lit­tle piece from The Onion. Thanks to JB for send­ing this along. Keep send­ing us good items @openculture on Twit­ter, or via email at ma**@oc******.com

Woody Allen’s Existential Lobster Bit

Woody Allen has a new com­ic piece in The New York­er that weaves togeth­er lob­sters, exis­ten­tial­ism and Bernie Mad­off. It starts:

Two weeks ago, Abe Moscowitz dropped dead of a heart attack and was rein­car­nat­ed as a lob­ster. Trapped off the coast of Maine, he was shipped to Man­hat­tan and dumped into a tank at a posh Upper East Side seafood restau­rant. In the tank there were sev­er­al oth­er lob­sters, one of whom rec­og­nized him. “Abe, is that you?” the crea­ture asked, his anten­nae perk­ing up “Who’s that? Who’s talk­ing to me?” Moscowitz said, still dazed by the mys­ti­cal slam-bang post­mortem that had trans­mo­gri­fied him into a crus­tacean. “It’s me, Moe Sil­ver­man,” the oth­er lob­ster said. “O.M.G.!” Moscowitz piped, rec­og­niz­ing the voice of an old gin-rum­my col­league. “What’s going on?” “We’re reborn,” Moe explained. “As a cou­ple of two-pounders.”.

Get the rest of the joke here.

Stephen Colbert’s History Lesson: Bring Angry Mob to AIG

Cour­tesy of Stephen Col­bert, we get a lit­tle his­to­ry les­son that reminds us how we fixed prob­lems once upon a time in Amer­i­ca. Get the full episode here.

Stephen Colbert on Ayn Rand Thinking

Or watch it here.

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Jon Stewart v. CNBC, or The Failure of the Financial Media

A pret­ty bril­liant saga played out over the last week on The Dai­ly Show. It start­ed when Jon Stew­art tweaked Rick San­tel­li and his wide­ly-pub­li­cized rant against home­own­er bailouts. Appar­ent­ly San­tel­li’s net­work, CNBC, could­n’t take a lit­tle joke and fought back, which only pro­vid­ed The Dai­ly Show with more com­ic fod­der. (You can watch the fol­low-up seg­ments here and here. Very fun­ny stuff.) Then, it all cul­mi­nat­ed last night when Stew­art brought Jim Cramer, a lead­ing CNBC per­son­al­i­ty and invest­ment advi­sor, on the show. Here, the jokes end and a long and dead­ly seri­ous inter­view begins, and we all get to see how the finan­cial media failed, if not betrayed, us dur­ing the rise and fall of the cred­it bub­ble. Sad that a come­di­an has to make the point. But I’ll take it.

As a quick side note, it should­n’t be said that no one ever warned the Amer­i­can pub­lic about the pro­gram­ming being put out by CNBC and espe­cial­ly Jim Cramer. Last year, David Swensen, who man­ages Yale’s multi­bil­lion dol­lar endow­ment (which has fared quite well dur­ing this decline, at least rel­a­tive to oth­er large endow­ments) took aim at Jim Cramer in the NYTimes, not­ing: â€śThere is noth­ing that Cramer says that can help peo­ple make intel­li­gent deci­sions.” “He takes some­thing that is very seri­ous and turns it into a game. If you want to have fun, go to Dis­ney World.”

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Ricky Gervais on American Optimism

Ricky Ger­vais, the come­di­an and brains behind The Office, talks here about the dif­fer­ence between British and Amer­i­can humor, and it real­ly gets down to deep cul­tur­al dif­fer­ences. Opti­mism, the belief that any­thing is pos­si­ble, ver­sus an ingrained pes­simism and pen­chant for the under­dog. I won­der whether UK read­ers would agree with this char­ac­ter­i­za­tion. And, more so, I won­der which out­look, the British or Amer­i­can, can bet­ter get you through these dif­fi­cult times. The answer, to me, is not obvi­ous…

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If Life Were Only Like This …

Some­how my mind turned back today to this clas­sic scene from Annie Hall — Woody Allen’s 1977 Acad­e­my Award­ing-win­ning film. The scene fea­tures Woody, Diane Keaton, and a cameo by Mar­shall McLuhan, who gave us media the­o­ry and the expres­sion “the medi­um is the mes­sage.” The bit is always good for a laugh.

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