Bill MurÂray began his singing shtick on SatÂurÂday Night Live back in the 70s. AnyÂone who watched the show durÂing its heyÂday will sureÂly rememÂber his “Nick WinÂter” lounge singer charÂacÂter beltÂing out the tune of the Star Wars theme song. Years latÂer, Mr. MurÂray tickÂled us with a karaoke scene in Lost in TransÂlaÂtion. And yet anothÂer decade latÂer we find him singing “The House of the RisÂing Sun,” the AmerÂiÂcan folk song recordÂed numerÂous times since 1934, but perÂhaps most famousÂly by The AniÂmals in 1964. BilÂl’s verÂsion took place last night at the annuÂal CadÂdyshack CelebriÂty Golf CharÂiÂty Event. If you enjoy hearÂing Bill sing, you should realÂly lisÂten to him read poetÂry. We’ve got the below.
OthÂer than Romeo and JuliÂetand posÂsiÂbly HamÂlet, ShakeÂspeare doesÂn’t exactÂly lend himÂself to the eleÂvaÂtor pitch. The same creaky plot devices and unfathÂomable jokes that conÂfound modÂern audiÂences make for long windÂed sumÂmaries.
Those of us who are semi-versed in the Bard should delight in the way major charÂacÂters and comÂplex side plots are glibly strickÂen from the record.
(Methinks Lady MacÂBeth would not be pleased…)
And what high schoolÂer won’t expeÂriÂence a perÂverse thrill, when the obscure and borÂing text his class has been parsÂing for weeks is disÂpatched with the swiftÂness of your averÂage Garfield? (The wise teacher will be in no rush to share these revÂeÂlaÂtions…)
Gosling, whose dad introÂduced her to ShakeÂspeare at an earÂly age, knows the mateÂrÂiÂal well enough to subÂvert it. Who cares if her artisÂtic talÂent maxÂes out with stick figÂures? FamilÂiarÂiÂty allows her to nail the endÂing of Troilus and CresÂsiÂda (“HomeÂr’s IliÂad hapÂpens”). The midÂdle panÂel ofWinÂter’s Tale is devotÂed to “some poor guy” getÂting eatÂen by a bear, and why shouldÂn’t it be, when the author’s famous stage direcÂtion is the only thing most peoÂple can dredge up with regard to that parÂticÂuÂlar play?
As for the title of her web comÂic, it’s an insult from one of her faves, HenÂry IV, part 1. My kind of geekÂery, forÂsooth.
Along with its whimÂsiÂcal, hand-drawn covÂers and its surÂprisÂingÂly readÂable artiÂcles on unlikeÂly subÂjects, like nickÂel-minÂing, The New YorkÂer magÂaÂzine is known for its carÂtoons – sinÂgle panÂel dooÂdles that can be either wry comÂmenÂtaries on our culÂture or, as a famous SeinÂfeld episode pointÂed out, utterÂly inscrutable.
TransÂlatÂing the carÂtoons to teleÂviÂsion seems a task doomed to failÂure but Seth MeyÂers, the newÂly-installed host of Late Night, manÂaged sucÂcessÂfulÂly to do just that. The show’s “theÂater group-in-resÂiÂdence, the late night playÂers” reenÂactÂed some of the magazine’s more famous recent carÂtoons. Many of the magazine’s most endurÂing carÂtoon set ups are repÂreÂsentÂed – a bar, a wedÂding recepÂtion and, of course, a desertÂed island.
ProÂvidÂing deadÂpan comÂmenÂtary on the perÂforÂmances is The New YorkÂer’s ediÂtor-in-chief David RemÂnick. When selectÂing carÂtoons for the magÂaÂzine, he notes, the priÂmaÂry criÂteÂria is that they “should be funÂny.” Check it out above.
Jonathan Crow is a Los AngeÂles-based writer and filmÂmakÂer whose work has appeared in Yahoo!, The HolÂlyÂwood Reporter, and othÂer pubÂliÂcaÂtions. You can folÂlow him at @jonccrow.
They say SeinÂfeld was about nothÂing. But the clip above puts that sense of nothÂingÂness into perÂspecÂtive. RunÂning six plus minÂutes, the monÂtage assemÂbled by LJ FrezÂza presents “A superÂcut of empÂty shots. A New York withÂout peoÂple.” EssenÂtialÂly moments of pure nothÂingÂness. When you’re done, you can gradÂuÂate to some more exisÂtenÂtialÂist ideas — some fun, some subÂstanÂtive — in our archive.
Born in PhiladelÂphia, BrenÂner startÂed out a docÂuÂmenÂtary filmÂmakÂer, but evenÂtuÂalÂly launched a career as a comeÂdiÂan. His big break came on JanÂuÂary 8, 1971 when JohnÂny CarÂson let him do nine minÂutes of standup on The Tonight Show. CarÂson apparÂentÂly liked BrenÂner’s obserÂvaÂtionÂal comÂeÂdy rouÂtine. In years to come, BrenÂner made a record-setÂting 157 appearÂances on JohnÂny’s show, someÂtimes as a comÂeÂdy act, someÂtimes as a subÂstiÂtute host. Above you can watch the very first of those funÂny appearÂances.
Did you know, stuÂdent of dead white philosoÂphers, that HeiÂdegÂger was a “boozy begÂgar”? WittgenÂstein a “beery swine” and Descartes a “drunkÂen fart”? What about PlaÂto, who, “they say, could stick it away; Half a crate of whiskey every day”? NeiÂther did I until I saw memÂbers of MonÂty Python sing “The Philosopher’s Song,” above, from their 1982 live show at the HolÂlyÂwood Bowl. Eric Idle, in what looks like an AusÂtralian bush hat strung with teabags, introÂduces the numÂber, sayÂing it’s “a nice intelÂlecÂtuÂal song for those two or three of you in the audiÂence who underÂstand these things.” Then Idle, joined by Michael Palin and freÂquent Python colÂlabÂoÂraÂtor Neil Innes, launchÂes into a paean to drinkÂing that colÂorÂfulÂly calls the great philosoÂphers crazed dipÂsoÂmaÂniÂacs. Well, all but John StuÂart Mill, who got “parÂticÂuÂlarÂly ill” from “half a pint of shandy.”
It’s all nonÂsense, right? Maybe so, but the Pythons were no strangers to phiÂlosÂoÂphy. HavÂing assemÂbled from the august bodÂies of Oxford and CamÂbridge UniÂverÂsiÂties, they perÂpetÂuÂalÂly revisÂitÂed acaÂdÂeÂmÂic themes, if only to mock them. And yet some philosoÂphers take the work of MonÂty Python very seriÂousÂly. In his MonÂty Python and PhiÂlosÂoÂphy: Nudge, Nudge, Think Think!, PhiÂlosÂoÂphy ProÂfesÂsor Gary HardÂcasÂtlerefers to an essay called “TracÂtaÂtus ComeÂdio-PhiloÂsophÂiÂcus,” which “wants us to know that the only difÂferÂence between MonÂty Python and acaÂdÂeÂmÂic phiÂlosÂoÂphy is that phiÂlosÂoÂphy isn’t funÂny.” So there you have it. Skip the years of penury and overÂwork and go directÂly to Youtube for your highÂer eduÂcaÂtion in the clasÂsics from the Pythons. Then lisÂten to ProÂfesÂsor Hardcastle—in Open Court’s “PopÂuÂlar CulÂture and PhiÂlosÂoÂphy” podÂcast above—expound at length on the philoÂsophÂic virtues of Cleese, Idle, Palin, Gilliam, and Jones. And finalÂly, a bonus: below watch ChristoÂpher Hitchens sing “The PhilosoÂpher’s Song” from memÂoÂry in a 2009 interÂview.
The song grew out of an earÂliÂer Python setÂup known as “The Bruce Sketch” (below). The sketch is pretÂty dated—some moments cerÂtainÂly come off as more offenÂsive than perÂhaps deemed at the time. (Our EngÂlish readÂers will have to let us know if “pomÂmy basÂtard” smarts.) Four AusÂtralian phiÂlosÂoÂphy proÂfesÂsors at the ficÂtiÂtious UniÂverÂsiÂty of WoolaÂmaloo, all of them named Bruce, welÂcome a new memÂber, Michael BaldÂwin (whom they insist on callÂing “Bruce”). The Bruces seem a nice bunch of chaps until they start in on their rules, revealÂing a conÂtempÂtuÂous obsesÂsion with keepÂing out the “poofters.” It’s perÂfectÂly in keepÂing with this assemÂbly of amiÂable right-wing nationÂalÂists: The Bruces inform their EngÂlish colÂleague that he may teach “the great socialÂist thinkers, proÂvidÂed he makes it clear that they were wrong,” and then they get a visÂit from a shufÂfling carÂiÂcaÂture of an AboÂrigÂiÂnal serÂvant (whom one mustÂn’t misÂtreat, state the rules, “if there’s anyÂone watchÂing”). In addiÂtion to bigÂotry, AusÂtralia, polÂiÂtics and prayer, the Bruces, their new memÂber learns, seem mostÂly conÂcerned with drinkÂing rather than phiÂlosÂoÂphy. In my perÂsonÂal expeÂriÂence of some acaÂdÂeÂmÂic quarÂters, this is at least one part of the sketch that hasn’t aged at all.
Thanks to the efforts of Scott Bradlee’s PostÂmodÂern JukeÂbox and singer Miche Braden, the world now knows how heavy metÂal rockÂers, Guns N’ RosÂes sound with their knees rouged up and their stockÂings down.
Their New Orleans jazz take on 1987’s “Sweet Child O’ Mine” replaces the preenÂing rock god senÂsiÂtivÂiÂty of the origÂiÂnal with a sort of mature, female swagÂger harkenÂing all the way back Bessie Smith. (Braden’s stage credÂits include turns as BilÂlie HolÂiÂday, ValaiÂda Snow, and Ma Rainey.)
The backÂup musiÂcians get in on the fun, too, retoolÂing Slash’s guiÂtar solo as a horn-driÂven cakeÂwalk. I know which parÂty I’d rather hit!
Over the years, “Sweet Child O’ Mine” has proved a remarkÂably study workÂhorse, withÂstandÂing attempts to make it over as elecÂtronÂiÂca, a GreÂgoÂriÂan Chant and BrazilÂian prog rock. Or how about this verÂsion played on the Guzheng, an ancient ChiÂnese instruÂment. PostÂmodÂern JukeÂbox’s entry into this stakes is not withÂout gimÂmick, but it’s a winÂning one.
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MusiÂcal experÂiÂmenÂtalÂists ColÂlecÂtive CadenÂzaÂ’s ValenÂtine’s Day SpeÂcial “A HisÂtoÂry of Men MovÂing On” is to walÂlowÂing as speed datÂing is to courtship.
It’s a five minute medÂley of male romanÂtic pain that takes us all the way from Roy Orbison’s 1960 “Only the LoneÂly” to CeeÂLo Green’s pointÂed “Fuck You.”
VocalÂist ForÂest Van Dyke exhibits conÂsidÂerÂable dexÂterÂiÂty, navÂiÂgatÂing these stylÂisÂtic switchÂbacks. A shame he was directÂed to delivÂer so much of this choice mateÂrÂiÂal to a framed phoÂto, awkÂwardÂly posiÂtioned on an upstage music stand. I know that the room was crowdÂed, but I would’ve liked to see his feet, too. A man who can dance is someÂthing to see.
Kudos to musiÂcal direcÂtor Michael Thurber for makÂing explicÂit the simÂiÂlarÂiÂties between Gotye’s “SomeÂbody That I Used To Know” and UshÂer’s “Papers” (as covÂered by a goat). As with HemÂingÂway’s couÂplet, the latÂter failed to make the round up. Does the heartÂbreak ever cease?
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