Watch David Lynch’s Playstation 2 Commercial, Then Go Behind the Scenes and Watch Him Make It

Hav­ing lost track of video gam­ing some­where around the turn of the mil­len­ni­um, I admit that I have no idea which gen­er­a­tion of Playsta­tion you or a friend or fam­i­ly mem­ber may have joy­ful­ly unwrapped this Christ­mas morn­ing. I only know that it prob­a­bly did­n’t come adver­tised with a com­mer­cial by David Lynch, so why not take a moment out of your Christ­mas day to revis­it the Playsta­tion — the Playsta­tion 2, to be pre­cise — that did? At the top of the post, we have Lynch’s char­ac­ter­is­ti­cal­ly sur­re­al spot “Wel­come to the Third Place,” fea­tur­ing flames, a mys­te­ri­ous glow­ing woman, omi­nous foot­steps, skewed per­spec­tives, organ­ic odd­i­ties, a talk­ing duck (whose voice actor I chal­lenge you to iden­ti­fy) — every­thing, in oth­er words, that a Lynchi­an hopes for.

What goes on in this Third Place? Why, the sort of vivid, inex­plic­a­ble sen­so­ry expe­ri­ences not acces­si­ble in every­day life — unless, as the adver­tis­ing log­ic goes, you choose to pass through the por­tal of the Playsta­tion. But the man behind Twin Peaks and Blue Vel­vet has “been liv­ing in The Third Place for quite a few years,” says Playsta­tion Euro­pean mar­ket­ing direc­tor David Pat­ton in the mak­ing-of-video just below, shot by Luke Forsythe, who also worked on the com­mer­cial. “If there was one per­son that was gonna to under­stand what we need­ed to com­mu­ni­cate, it was gonna be David Lynch.

“I was 24 and it was easy to think hav­ing worked for so many impres­sive direc­tors, that I was­n’t bull­ish or hard enough to be a direc­tor,” remem­bers Forsythe. “I was liv­ing with my par­ents watch­ing films end­less­ly hav­ing to try and con­vince my mum that I was actu­al­ly work­ing. The next minute I’m in LA film­ing this. Meet­ing David Lynch, see­ing how he worked so play­ful­ly and polite­ly made me realise there are lots of ways to direct and be a direc­tor. It could­n’t have been bet­ter. 15 years lat­er I’m still direct­ing and still full of mem­o­ries of this love­ly man and the time spent see­ing him make.”

“The result­ing one-minute B&W trail­er, shown in the­aters in over a hun­dred coun­tries except the U.S., end­ed up being clas­sic David Lynch alright,” says fan site Wel­come to Twin Peaks. “Except maybe for the 24 major visu­al effects in just 60 sec­onds.” Known as quite pos­si­bly the art-housi­est house­hold-name film­mak­er alive, Lynch has shown more enthu­si­asm for mak­ing com­mer­cials than have many of his peers: “The mon­ey’s good,” he once said, “and the added bonus is that I get to use and learn about the lat­est tech­nol­o­gy.” And though he has­n’t made a movie in almost a decade, he has­n’t announced his retire­ment either. Maybe the U.S. cam­paign for the next Playsta­tion — and wow, now that I look it up, it’ll be the Playsta­tion 5 already — needs his ser­vices. Fif­teen years have passed since “Wel­come to the Third Place”; I’d say Amer­i­ca’s ready.

Relat­ed Con­tent:

David Lynch Directs a Mini-Sea­son of Twin Peaks in the Form of Japan­ese Cof­fee Com­mer­cials

Cof­fee is for Peo­ple, Not Robots: The New Ad for David Lynch’s Line of Organ­ic Cof­fee

David Lynch’s Unlike­ly Com­mer­cial for a Home Preg­nan­cy Test (1997)

David Lynch’s Per­fume Ads Based on the Works of Hem­ing­way, F. Scott Fitzger­ald & D.H. Lawrence

Cig­a­rette Com­mer­cials from David Lynch, the Coen Broth­ers and Jean-Luc Godard

Based in Seoul, Col­in Mar­shall writes and broad­casts on cities and cul­ture. He’s at work on a book about Los Ange­les, A Los Ange­les Primer, the video series The City in Cin­e­ma, the crowd­fund­ed jour­nal­ism project Where Is the City of the Future?, and the Los Ange­les Review of Books’ Korea Blog. Fol­low him on Twit­ter at @colinmarshall or on Face­book.

Blue Christmas: A Criterion Video Essay

Where have all the Fezzi­wigs gone? Those fes­tive souls whose joy­ful­ly uncom­pli­cat­ed rela­tion­ship to Christ­mas inspires gen­eros­i­ty and the high­est of spir­its?

You won’t find them in Blue Christ­mas, film writer Michael Koresky’s super­cut of the bleak­est hol­i­day moments in the Cri­te­ri­on Col­lec­tion and beyond.

The fac­tors lead­ing to the sea­son­al malaise doc­u­ment­ed above are far less easy to iden­ti­fy than the sin­gu­lar com­plaint of the famous song Koresky bor­rows for the title of his video essay.

A sim­ple reunion would have fixed Elvis’s Christ­mas blues.

Not so the char­ac­ters played by Cather­ine Deneuve, Angel­i­ca Hus­ton, and oth­er love­ly, aging actress­es gaz­ing mourn­ful­ly in this mash up. Large fam­i­lies, sump­tu­ous tables, and lav­ish­ly dec­o­rat­ed homes are no match for their sea­son­al depres­sion.

Per­haps they should try vol­un­teer­ing in a soup kitchen.

Or get­ting away from it all in the French Cana­di­an asbestos min­ing town that pro­vides the set­ting for Claude Jutra’s Mon oncle Antoine. (Noth­ing like a child-sized cof­fin and some real­is­ti­cal­ly grimy, non-fake snow to make you count your bless­ings!)

A com­plete list of the films select­ed by Koresky for this mis­ery-loves-com­pa­ny com­pi­la­tion is below.  (Kudos to pro­duc­er Casey Moore for his mas­ter­ful edit­ing.)

Grem­lins

Fan­ny and Alexan­der 

Met­ro­pol­i­tan

Mon oncle Antoine

My Night at Maud’s 

A Christ­mas Tale

Black Nar­cis­sus

A Christ­mas Car­ol (1971)

A Christ­mas Car­ol (1984)

The Curse of the Cat Peo­ple

Scrooge (1935)

Scrooge (1951)

The Dead

Dead of Night

Black Christ­mas

Eyes Wide Shut

Meet Me in St. Louis

It’s a Won­der­ful Life

All That Heav­en Allows

The Long Day Clos­es

Blast of Silence

For those who would not have mas­ter­pieces of cin­e­ma rain­ing upon their Christ­mas parade, the Matinee’s antic Christ­mas Movie Super­cut is above. Are we sur­prised that Grem­lins made both lists?

Relat­ed Con­tent:

Neil Gaiman’s Dark Christ­mas Poem Ani­mat­ed

The Junky’s Christ­mas: William S. Burrough’s Dark Clay­ma­tion Christ­mas Film Pro­duced by Fran­cis Ford Cop­po­la (1993)

Sal­vador Dalí’s Avant-Garde Christ­mas Cards

Ayun Hal­l­i­day is an author, illus­tra­tor, and Chief Pri­ma­tol­o­gist of the East Vil­lage Inky zine. I Can Haz Eggnog with That is her Christ­mas present to all Spo­ti­fy lis­ten­ers’ ears. Fol­low her @AyunHalliday

Fill Your New Kindle, iPad, iPhone, eReader with Free eBooks, Audio Books, Online Courses & More

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San­ta left a new Kin­dleiPad, Kin­dle Fire or oth­er media play­er under your tree. He did his job. Now we’ll do ours. We’ll tell you how to fill those devices with free intel­li­gent media — great books, movies, cours­es, and all of the rest. And if you did­n’t get a new gad­get, fear not. You can access all of these mate­ri­als right on a com­put­er. Here we go:

Free eBooks: You have always want­ed to read the great works. And now is your chance. When you dive into our Free eBooks col­lec­tion you will find 800 great works by some clas­sic writ­ers (Dick­ens, Dos­to­evsky, Austen, Shake­speare and Tol­stoy) and con­tem­po­rary writ­ers (Philip K. Dick, Isaac Asi­mov, and Kurt Von­negut). The col­lec­tion also gives you access to the 51-vol­ume Har­vard Clas­sics.

If you’re an iPad/iPhone user, the down­load process is super easy. Just click the “iPad/iPhone” links and you’re good to go. Kin­dle and Nook users will gen­er­al­ly want to click the “Kin­dle + Oth­er For­mats links” to down­load ebook files, but we’d sug­gest watch­ing these instruc­tion­al videos (Kin­dle – Nook) before­hand.

Free Audio Books: What bet­ter way to spend your free time than lis­ten­ing to some of the great­est books ever writ­ten? This page con­tains a vast num­ber of free audio books — 700 works in total — includ­ing texts by Arthur Conan Doyle, James Joyce, Jane Austen, Edgar Allan Poe, George Orwell and more recent writ­ers — Ita­lo Calvi­no, Vladimir Nabokov, Ray­mond Carv­er, etc. You can down­load these clas­sic books straight to your gad­gets, then lis­ten as you go.

[Note: If you’re look­ing for a con­tem­po­rary book, you can down­load one free audio book from Audible.com. Find details on Audi­ble’s no-strings-attached deal here.]

Free Online Cours­es: This list brings togeth­er over 1150 free online cours­es from lead­ing uni­ver­si­ties, includ­ing Stan­ford, Yale, MIT, UC Berke­ley, Oxford and beyond.

These full-fledged cours­es range across all dis­ci­plines — his­to­ryphysicsphi­los­o­phypsy­chol­o­gy, busi­ness, and beyond. Most all of these cours­es are avail­able in audio, and rough­ly 75% are avail­able in video. You can’t receive cred­its or cer­tifi­cates for these cours­es (click here for cours­es that do offer cer­tifi­cates). But the amount of per­son­al enrich­ment you will derive is immea­sur­able.

Free Movies: With a click of a mouse, or a tap of your touch screen, you will have access to 725 great movies. The col­lec­tion hosts many clas­sics, west­erns, indies, doc­u­men­taries, silent films and film noir favorites. It fea­tures work by some of our great direc­tors (Alfred Hitch­cock, Orson Welles, Andrei Tarkovsky and more) and per­for­mances by cin­e­ma leg­ends: John Wayne, Jack Nichol­son, Audrey Hep­burn, Char­lie Chap­lin, and beyond. On this one page, you will find thou­sands of hours of cin­e­ma bliss.

Free Lan­guage Lessons: Per­haps learn­ing a new lan­guage is high on your list of New Year’s res­o­lu­tions. Well, here is a great way to do it. Take your pick of 46 lan­guages, includ­ing Span­ish, French, Ital­ian, Man­darin, Eng­lish, Russ­ian, Dutch, even Finnish, Yid­dish and Esperan­to. These lessons are all free and ready to down­load.

Free Text­books: And one last item for the life­long learn­ers among you. We have scoured the web and pulled togeth­er a list of 200 Free Text­books. It’s a great resource par­tic­u­lar­ly if you’re look­ing to learn math, com­put­er sci­ence or physics on your own. There might be a dia­mond in the rough here for you.

Thank San­ta, maybe thank us, and enjoy that new device.…

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Watch HD Versions of The Beatles’ Pioneering Music Videos: “Hey Jude,” “Penny Lane,” “Revolution” & More

We think of the eight­ies and ear­ly nineties as the age of music video, as pre­dict­ed by the Bug­gles all the way back in ‘79. There’s pre­cious lit­tle rea­son to argue with the cul­tur­al pre­science of their “Video Killed the Radio Star,” the very first video MTV aired. After the rise of the music chan­nel, almost no one could push a sin­gle with­out a video in the rota­tion on cable. Even now, though MTV may have ced­ed the whole music video thing to the inter­net a long time ago, the prin­ci­ple remains.

Yet well over a decade before MTV debuted, pio­neer­ing musi­cians took to music video (or film) with the same nat­ur­al affin­i­ty as Michael Jack­son, Phil Collins, Prince, or Van Halen did dur­ing the network’s hey­day. Over a decade before the Buggles—a pun on The Beatles—there was, well… The Bea­t­les, bona fide music video stars, with hip pro­mos like that for “Pen­ny Lane,” above, which would have fit right in on MTV. (“Is that Oasis?” “No, it’s The Bea­t­les, man!”)

Shot in 1968 in East Lon­don, an estate in Kent, and Liv­er­pool (home of the real Pen­ny Lane), the video achieved its mod­ern look by chance, since direc­tor Peter Gold­mann had to find cre­ative ways to get around a Musi­cians’ Union ban on mim­ing for the cam­era. Before the ban, filmed musi­cal per­for­mances typ­i­cal­ly fea­tured bands lip-sync­ing to a back­ing track, as you can see in the pro­mo video for “Hel­lo, Good­bye” above, which debuted on the Ed Sul­li­van show in Novem­ber, 1967. This one was direct­ed by Sir Paul him­self, though he did not enjoy the expe­ri­ence, as he lat­er recount­ed. “It was some­thing I’d always been inter­est­ed in,” McCart­ney said, “until I actu­al­ly tried it.”

That Musi­cians’ Union mim­ing ban was still in place when the band went into the Abbey Road stu­dios in 1968 to record the video for “Hey Jude,” above. Direc­tor Michael Lind­say-Hogg got around it by invit­ing an audi­ence of 300 peo­ple into the stu­dio for the finale, mak­ing it seem like a live per­for­mance, though every­thing was pre­re­cord­ed but Paul’s vocals. The sin­gle had already gone on sale a week pri­or to film­ing, but the pro­mo film was the first intro­duc­tion many fans had to the song, first on David Frost’s The Frost Report, then on The Smoth­ers Broth­ers’ Com­e­dy Hour in the U.S. a month lat­er. In the first minute of the video, the band goofs around with some fake jazz (prov­ing that their gui­tars were, in fact, plugged in).

Though the “Hey Jude” film was shot in col­or, no orig­i­nal view­ers would have seen it that way. As Dan­ger­ous Minds points out, we get to view this video “in far, far bet­ter qual­i­ty than you’d ever have been able to see it dur­ing those orig­i­nal tele­vi­sion broad­casts, back when most peo­ple in Britain and Amer­i­ca would have been watch­ing it on low res­o­lu­tion B&W TV sets.” Com­pare, for exam­ple, the short clip from a broad­cast at the time above with the pris­tine “Hey Jude” video we have now. All of these Bea­t­les videos have been restored and dig­i­tal­ly enhanced in HD, and you can see these and more at The Bea­t­les Vevo chan­nel on Youtube. These come from the re-release of sin­gles col­lec­tion 1 on Blu-ray, which includes sev­er­al dozen more videos in addi­tion to 27 of the band’s #1 sin­gles.

Par­tic­u­lar­ly strik­ing is the 1967 pro­mo for “A Day in the Life,” above, edit­ed from film­ing of the orig­i­nal ses­sions. As The Bea­t­les Youtube chan­nel informs us, “this was no ordi­nary record­ing ses­sion. The clas­si­cal musi­cians, who had been asked to wear evening dress, took it upon them­selves to wear fake noses, fun­ny hats and gen­er­al­ly enter into the spir­it of the occa­sion.” The ses­sions were “filmed between 8pm and 1am with guests includ­ing Mick Jag­ger and Kei­th Richards,” both of whom you’ll see appear in the fray of musi­cians, along with many shots of Paul McCart­ney con­duct­ing the orches­tra.

Did The Bea­t­les invent the music video? That’s a debate for the forums. But they were sure­ly one of the first, if not the first, to use them as a pri­ma­ry pro­mo­tion­al tool—along with their films and mer­chan­dis­ing. As far back as 1965, the band released pro­mo films for their sin­gles, like that for “We Can Work it Out,” above, one of three dif­fer­ent videos the band shot for this song. In fact, it’s not anachro­nism to refer to this ear­ly exam­ple of the form as a “music video” since it was actu­al­ly shot on two-inch black and white video­tape. The for­mat had not come into wide enough use at the time, so it was dis­trib­uted on 16mm film.

Mak­ing music videos—on video—is just one of the many ways The Bea­t­les have antic­i­pat­ed, or pre­cip­i­tat­ed, the future of music. One of the ways they’ve lagged behind, or per­haps wise­ly held out, is in releas­ing their music to stream­ing and on-demand ser­vices like Spo­ti­fy, Google Play, or Apple Music.  That’s changed as of today, when 13 albums and four com­pi­la­tions become avail­able to stream on nine sub­scrip­tion ser­vices. No telling what Lennon and Har­ri­son would have thought, but Paul McCart­ney described the music’s dig­i­tal recep­tion as “fan­tas­tic” when the band first made a deal with iTunes in 2010. The remain­ing band mem­bers have released no state­ment this time around but a short pro­mo video and a jol­ly hol­i­day greet­ing: “Hap­py Crim­ble, with love from us to you.”

via Dan­ger­ous Minds

Relat­ed Con­tent:

The Bea­t­les’ Rooftop Con­cert: The Last Gig Filmed in Jan­u­ary 1969

Lis­ten to the Bea­t­les’ Christ­mas Records: Sev­en Vin­tage Record­ings for Their Fans (1963 – 1969)

Down­load The Bea­t­les’ Yel­low Sub­ma­rine as a Free, Inter­ac­tive eBook

Josh Jones is a writer and musi­cian based in Durham, NC. Fol­low him at @jdmagness

Brian Eno on Why Do We Make Art & What’s It Good For?: Download His 2015 John Peel Lecture

Eno Peel Lecture

Image by BBC Radio 6

“Sym­phonies, per­fume, sports cars, graf­fi­ti, needle­point, mon­u­ments, tat­toos, slang, Ming vas­es, doo­dles, poo­dles, apple strudels. Still life, Sec­ond Life, bed knobs and boob jobs” — why do we make any of these things? That ques­tion has dri­ven much of the career (and indeed life) of Bri­an Eno, the man who invent­ed ambi­ent music and has brought his dis­tinc­tive, at once intel­lec­tu­al and vis­cer­al sen­si­bil­i­ty to the work of bands like Roxy Music, U2, and Cold­play as well as the realm of visu­al art. Back in Sep­tem­ber, he laid out all the illu­mi­nat­ing and enter­tain­ing answers at which he has thus far arrived in giv­ing the BBC’s 2015 John Peel Lec­ture.

We fea­tured Eno’s wide-rang­ing talk on the nature of art and cul­ture, as well as its util­i­ty to the human race, back when the Beeb offered it stream­ing for a lim­it­ed time only. But now they’ve made it freely avail­able to down­load and lis­ten to as you please: you can down­load the MP3 at this link.

You can also fol­low along, if you like, with the PDF tran­script avail­able here, which will cer­tain­ly be of assis­tance when you go to look up all the peo­ple, ideas, works of art, and pieces of his­to­ry Eno ref­er­ences along the way, includ­ing but not lim­it­ed to the “STEM” sub­jects, Baked Alas­ka, black Chanel frocks, the Rie­mann hypoth­e­sis, Lit­tle Dor­rit, Morse Peck­ham, Coro­na­tion Street, air­plane sim­u­la­tors, the dole, Lord Rei­th, John Peel him­self, Basic Income, Lin­ux, and col­lec­tive joy.

If you haven’t had enough Eno after that — and here at Open Cul­ture, we nev­er get enough Eno — have a look at and a lis­ten to clips of a con­ver­sa­tion he recent­ly had with sci­ence writer Steven John­son, all of which have an intel­lec­tu­al over­lap with the Peel Lec­ture. The first deals with music, some­thing this self-pro­fessed “non-musi­cian” has done much more than his share of think­ing about. The sec­ond has to do with punch­lines, or rather, Eno’s con­cep­tion of a piece of art, not as a thing with val­ue in and of itself, but as a kind of punch­line on the order of “I used to have a car like that.” (To hear its set­up, you’ll have to watch the video.)

In the third, John­son and Eno dis­cuss an idea at the core of the Peel Lec­ture, Eno’s famous def­i­n­i­tion of cul­ture, and lat­er art: “Every­thing you don’t have to do.” That cov­ers all the afore­men­tioned sym­phonies, per­fume, sports cars, graf­fi­ti, needle­point, mon­u­ments, tat­toos, slang, Ming vas­es, doo­dles, poo­dles, apple strudels, still life, Sec­ond Life, bed knobs and boob jobs: “All of those things are sort of unnec­es­sary in the sense that we could all sur­vive with­out doing any of them,” Eno says, “but in fact we don’t. We all engage with them.” And if you want to know why we should keep engag­ing with them, and in fact engage with them more vig­or­ous­ly than ever, Eno can tell you.

Relat­ed Con­tent:

Hear 150 Tracks High­light­ing Bri­an Eno’s Career as a Musi­cian, Com­pos­er & Pro­duc­er & Stream His 2015 John Peel Lec­ture

Jump Start Your Cre­ative Process with Bri­an Eno’s “Oblique Strate­gies”

Revis­it the Radio Ses­sions and Record Col­lec­tion of Ground­break­ing BBC DJ John Peel

Bri­an Eno Lists 20 Books for Rebuild­ing Civ­i­liza­tion & 59 Books For Build­ing Your Intel­lec­tu­al World

Lis­ten to “Bri­an Eno Day,” a 12-Hour Radio Show Spent With Eno & His Music (Record­ed in 1988)

When Bri­an Eno & Oth­er Artists Peed in Mar­cel Duchamp’s Famous Uri­nal

Prof. Iggy Pop Deliv­ers the BBC’s 2014 John Peel Lec­ture on “Free Music in a Cap­i­tal­ist Soci­ety”

Based in Seoul, Col­in Mar­shall writes and broad­casts on cities and cul­ture. He’s at work on a book about Los Ange­les, A Los Ange­les Primer, the video series The City in Cin­e­ma, the crowd­fund­ed jour­nal­ism project Where Is the City of the Future?, and the Los Ange­les Review of Books’ Korea Blog. Fol­low him on Twit­ter at @colinmarshall or on Face­book.

13 Beatles Albums & 4 Compilations Now Free to Stream Online: Stream Away

beatles on spotify

This morn­ing, Josh Jones high­light­ed for you the new HD ver­sions of Bea­t­les videos on Youtube, and, along the way men­tioned that, start­ing today, the Bea­t­les’ music cat­a­log — 13 albums and 4 com­pi­la­tions — would become avail­able on var­i­ous music stream­ing ser­vices, includ­ing Spo­ti­fy. The switch has been flipped on all of that, and below, you can find a Spo­ti­fy playlist of the Bea­t­les’ albums. 14 hours of Bea­t­les bliss.

 

 

You can also access the Spo­ti­fy playlist on the web here. If you need to down­load Spo­ti­fy, find it here.

Relat­ed Con­tent

A 68 Hour Playlist of Shakespeare’s Plays Being Per­formed by Great Actors: Giel­gud, McK­ellen & More

A Playlist of 172 Songs from Wes Ander­son Sound­tracks: From Bot­tle Rock­et to The Grand Budapest Hotel

An 18-Hour Playlist of Read­ings by the Beats: Ker­ouac, Gins­berg & Even Bukows­ki Too

How To Make the Perfect Cappuccino According to the World Barista Champion (Almost NSFW)

What do I want for Christ­mas? I’ll set­tle for a lit­tle more insight into how to make the per­fect cap­puc­ci­no, the stuff that has reli­ably kept this site run­ning day in, day out, for the past 9 years.

Enter Michael Phillips, Direc­tor for Edu­ca­tion at Blue Bot­tle Cof­fee and the 2010 World Barista Cham­pi­on, who, in this video pro­duced by Munchies, offers a six minute primer on cap­puc­ci­no-mak­ing. When all is said and done, what’s my take­away? To achieve cof­fee Nir­vana, maybe I need some bet­ter gear, like a La Mar­zoc­co. Or maybe, real­ly, I need to take my love of cof­fee to anoth­er lev­el, as Phillips clear­ly does in a near­ly x‑rated moment at the very end. As with so many things, it’s not the gear, but the love and ded­i­ca­tion, that makes the dif­fer­ence.

via Devour

Relat­ed Con­tent:

David Lynch Directs a Mini-Sea­son of Twin Peaks in the Form of Japan­ese Cof­fee Com­mer­cials

Philoso­phers Drink­ing Cof­fee: The Exces­sive Habits of Kant, Voltaire & Kierkegaard

“The Vertue of the COFFEE Drink”: London’s First Cafe Cre­ates Ad for Cof­fee in the 1650s

J.S. Bach’s Com­ic Opera, “The Cof­fee Can­ta­ta,” Sings the Prais­es of the Great Stim­u­lat­ing Drink (1735)

Stan Lee Reads “The Night Before Christmas,” Telling the Tale of Santa Claus, the Greatest of Super Heroes

“He would turn over in his grave if he knew I’m about to read this,” says Stan Lee, Mar­vel Comics’ grand poo-bah, before launch­ing into Clement Clarke Moore’s “The Night Before Christ­mas.” Moore’s 1823 poem helped solid­i­fy var­i­ous ideas about San­ta Claus and Christ­mas, espe­cial­ly in Amer­i­ca, much like Lee and his co-cre­ators forged the mut­li-char­ac­ter Mar­vel Uni­verse that now dom­i­nates 21st cen­tu­ry mythol­o­gy.

So who bet­ter to read the ori­gin sto­ry of this cos­tumed super­hero than Stan the Man? Because we’re talk­ing about Good St. Nick, a beloved non-human who is able to tra­verse the earth in the span of one night, squeeze down chim­neys with­out get­ting stuck, burned, or even dirty­ing his clothes, gives presents freely, and whose sled is pow­ered pure­ly by mag­i­cal rein­deer, all with their own names. Plus he lives in a fortress of toy­mak­ing qua­si-soli­tude at the North Pole.

Lee real­ly gets into the car­ni­val bark­er style in his read­ing from 2009, much like his own over­heat­ed prose in the pages of his comics. You can still hear the busy pulse of his native Man­hat­tan in that grav­el­ly voice. And if you’re won­der­ing if Lee puts his own spin on things, wait till the end.

And for those look­ing for more Stan Lee Read­ing the Clas­sics, here he is read­ing Poe’s “The Raven.”

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Ted Mills is a free­lance writer on the arts who cur­rent­ly hosts the artist inter­view-based FunkZone Pod­cast. You can also fol­low him on Twit­ter at @tedmills, read his oth­er arts writ­ing at tedmills.com and/or watch his films here.

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