You can always learn someÂthing from your elders. 8‑year-olds can learn from 9‑year-olds, just as octoÂgeÂnarÂiÂans can learn from nonaÂgeÂnarÂiÂans. With age comes wisÂdom. That’s the premise of this touchÂing, farewell video from the CBC’s WireÂTap radio show, which is about to go off the air.
It’s not the first time we’ve explored this line of thinkÂing. For a litÂtle life perÂspecÂtive, we’d encourÂage you to watch: Stephen Fry: What I Wish I Knew When I Was 18.
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I recall with uncharÂacÂterÂisÂtic clarÂiÂty the first time I heard the B‑52s. Forced on a youth-group ski trip by my parÂents, I arrived an angry thirÂteen-year-old wanÂna-be punk: mohawk, ripped jeans, patched leather jackÂet, disÂafÂfectÂed scowl, and feigned air of adoÂlesÂcent cynÂiÂcal world-weariÂness. Pop music, I had already decidÂed, was for suckÂers. The only sounds that spoke to me were loud, abraÂsive, and delibÂerÂateÂly unloveÂly. Then someÂone in our dorm put on “Rock LobÂster” and it blew my narÂrow mind. Though the ostenÂsiÂble purÂpose of this church-sponÂsored vacaÂtion was to stir up some ProtesÂtant piety, I came away conÂvertÂed instead to the gospel of new wave. I credÂit my awakÂenÂing to Kate Pierson’s othÂerÂworldÂly wail, Cindy Wilson’s throaty harÂmonies, and Ricky Wilson’s bizarrely tuned guiÂtar.
Maybe it wasn’t quite that draÂmatÂic, but it was a deciÂsive moment in my young fanÂdom, after which I found myself seekÂing out the odd, anguÂlar, janÂgÂly sounds I’d first heard on that B‑52s record—and findÂing them in JohnÂny Marr’s Smiths guiÂtar work, every earÂly R.E.M. album, and in more morose form, in The Cure, PsyÂcheÂdelÂic Furs, and countÂless mopey British post-punks. What surÂprised me at the time was learnÂing how many of these bands arrived on the scene at the same time as the nasÂtiÂer, gritÂtiÂer bands that scored my angst-ridÂden entry into calÂlow teenage-hood. We’re familÂiar with the stoÂry of new wave bands like TalkÂing Heads and Television’s beginÂnings at CBGB’s. But around that same time, in 1976, Georgia’s B‑52s got their start in the colÂlege town of Athens. As one interÂvieÂwee says—in the above short docÂuÂmenÂtary on the SouthÂern art-rock scene that also birthed R.E.M.—“the B‑52s startÂed the music scene as we think of it.”
TakÂing their sound from surf rock, 50s doo-wop and girl group harÂmonies, and a weirdÂness that is Athens’ own, the B‑52s carved out a space for themÂselves withÂin music that had someÂthing in comÂmon with the Ramones except it was hyper-colÂorÂful, thrift-store kitschy, and unapoloÂgetÂiÂcalÂly campy. Their warped take on 50s and 60s dance rock—complete with PierÂson and Wilson’s “B‑52” beeÂhives—first broke out with “Rock LobÂster” (a song John Lennon once credÂitÂed with influÂencÂing his comeÂback). You can see them open with the song at the top in 1978 at Atlanta’s DownÂtown Cafe, just priÂor to the release of their debut album. (Stick around to watch the rest of the 28-minute set.) Fred SchneiÂder, the band’s wry, flamÂboyÂant frontÂman, introÂduces each band memÂber with a series of quirky pseuÂdoÂnyms. Above, they do my perÂsonÂal favorite, “52 Girls”—with its poundÂing tom-tom surf rhythms and sung-shoutÂed lyrics about “The prinÂciÂpal girls of the USA.” Just below catch anothÂer earÂly gig from 1980, at New Jersey’s CapiÂtol TheÂater.
The B‑52s plugged along through the 80s—suffered the loss of Ricky WilÂson to AIDS—then hit it very big on the pop charts with “Love Shack” and “Roam” from 1989’s CosÂmic Thing. For my monÂey, though, nothÂing beats the gloÂriÂous joyÂfulÂness of their debut, which sounds like the most fun any band has ever had makÂing a record togethÂer.
Though the band has always been a highÂly colÂlabÂoÂraÂtive ensemÂble, Kate Pierson’s huge voice came to shape their sound over the years. She would go on to record the torch song “CanÂdy” with Iggy Pop and the ridicuÂlous, love-it-or-hate-it “Shiny HapÂpy PeoÂple” with her homeÂtown peers R.E.M. Now, at 67, she’s putting out her first solo album, GuiÂtars and MicroÂphones. LisÂten to the super-catchy title track above, and hear an interÂview with PierÂson on NPR here and anothÂer on WBEZ’s Sound OpinÂions here. For more on the B‑52s earÂly years, see retÂroÂspecÂtives on DanÂgerÂous Minds and PitchÂfork. You owe it to yourÂself to get to know this band. They may not change your life like they did mine, but they might just expand your underÂstandÂing of pop music’s posÂsiÂbilÂiÂties.
Bob Kane creÂatÂed BatÂman in 1939 as a way to fulÂfill the public’s need for more comÂic book superÂheroes in the wake of SuperÂman. And, by 1943, BatÂman made his way from pulpy print to the screen for first time.
In this video tribÂute to the many looks of BatÂman through the ages, Jacob T. SwinÂney advances chronoÂlogÂiÂcalÂly, but also theÂmatÂiÂcalÂly, focusÂing on the interÂplay between BatÂman and his sideÂkick Robin; the fetishizaÂtion of Batman’s tool belt; and the evoÂluÂtion of his cosÂtume from fabÂric (his clasÂsic look up through the ’80s) to the BDSM-inspired rubÂber outÂfits that have lastÂed since Michael Keaton donned the solÂid black get-up through ChrisÂtÂian Bale’s interÂpreÂtaÂtion. (It does seem that Ben Affleck’s verÂsion will not deviÂate from this course, but add some armor. He will also conÂtinÂue to perch on top of spires and tall buildÂings and stand watch over the city.)
The othÂer evoÂluÂtion worth noticÂing is in Batman’s voice, and what it says about America’s relaÂtionÂship with authorÂiÂty. In the earÂly seriÂals up through Adam West’s iconÂic TV verÂsion, BatÂman speaks in clipped but enunÂciÂatÂed tones, someÂwhere in the region of newsÂcastÂers and G‑men. This conÂnects BatÂman to the detecÂtive part of his charÂacÂter and telegraphs his innate goodÂness. But once Keaton takes on the role, BatÂman speaks in a low, graveÂly tone to suit his vigÂiÂlante ethos, designed for meetÂings in dark alleys. This is how we want our heroes now.
This “seriÂous” shift takes its cue from Frank Miller’s groundÂbreakÂing The Dark Knight Returns comÂic book, which is ground zero for every superÂhero film since that wears its gritÂty realÂism on its sleeve. This affectÂed speech reachÂes its fairÂly ridicuÂlous apothÂeÂoÂsis in ChristoÂpher Nolan’s The Dark Knight RisÂes, where both hero and vilÂlain are incomÂpreÂhenÂsiÂble. The only thing left is parÂoÂdy, and that’s how we end this video, with Will Arnett’s voice aniÂmatÂing the Lego Movie’s verÂsion of the superÂhero: affectÂed, narÂcisÂsisÂtic, and believÂing too much in his own myth.
Ted Mills is a freeÂlance writer on the arts who curÂrentÂly hosts the FunkZone PodÂcast. You can also folÂlow him on TwitÂter at @tedmills, read his othÂer arts writÂing at tedmills.com and/or watch his films here.
Even if you don’t like comÂic books, think of names like SuperÂman, BatÂman, and WonÂder Woman, and you get a very clear menÂtal picÂture indeed. ClasÂsic superÂheroes live, breathe, batÂtle supervilÂlians, and even die and return to life across decades upon decades of stoÂryÂlines (and often more than one at once), but we all know them because, just like the most endurÂing corÂpoÂrate logos, they also stand as surÂpassÂingÂly effecÂtive works of comÂmerÂcial art. But givÂen that countÂless difÂferÂent artists in varÂiÂous media have had to renÂder these superÂheroes over those decades, how have their images remained so utterÂly conÂsisÂtent?
Being 33 years old, this parÂticÂuÂlar style guide doesÂn’t perÂfectÂly reflect the way all of DC’s superÂheroes look today, what with the aesÂthetÂic changes made to keep them hip year on year. But you’ll notice that, while fashÂions tend to have their way with the more minor charÂacÂters (longÂtime DC fans espeÂcialÂly lament the headÂband and big hair this style guide inflictÂed upon SuperÂgirl), the major ones still look, on the whole, pretÂty much the same. Sure, SuperÂman has the strength and the flight, BatÂman has the wealth and the vast armory of high-tech crime-fightÂing tools, and WonÂder Woman can do pretÂty much anyÂthing, but all those abilÂiÂties pale in comÂparÂiÂson to the sheer powÂer of their design. You can flip through the rest of the Style Guide here.
Big books can be dauntÂing. Big, comÂpliÂcatÂed books can seem insurÂmountÂable, espeÂcialÂly if you’re tryÂing to read them on your own. How many of you have tried to read Joyce’s Ulysses’ and bailed out withÂin 30 pages? Raise your hands. Well, perÂhaps you’ll be pleased to learn about Frank Delaney’s Re:Joyce podÂcast, which, since 2012, has been takÂing lisÂtenÂers on a slow walk through Joyce’s masÂterÂpiece, someÂtimes senÂtence by senÂtence. Episode 273 has just been postÂed, which feaÂtures Delaney unpackÂing a scene in “Hades,” or what amounts to ChapÂter 6. By my count, Frank has only covÂered about 15% of the book. So it’s hardÂly too late to jump in.
If you’re lookÂing to work your way through anothÂer bear of a book, give Hegel’s PheÂnomÂeÂnolÂoÂgy of the SpirÂit a try. WritÂten in 1807, the PheÂnomÂeÂnolÂoÂgy had a proÂfound effect on the develÂopÂment of GerÂman and WestÂern phiÂlosÂoÂphy, and it’s a notoÂriÂousÂly difÂfiÂcult read. That’s where the Youtube series “Half Hour Hegel” comes in handy. CreÂatÂed by GreÂgoÂry Sadler, a philosoÂpher by trainÂing, the series feaÂtures “25–35 minute YouTube videos leadÂing stuÂdents through the entire text of G.W.F. Hegel’s PheÂnomÂeÂnolÂoÂgy of SpirÂit, paraÂgraph by paraÂgraph, engagÂing in a close readÂing of the text withÂout skipÂping any of the mateÂrÂiÂal.”
You can find 67 videos so far (watch the playlist above), covÂerÂing 5 main porÂtions of the text: the PrefÂace (lecÂtures 1–31), the IntroÂducÂtion (lecÂtures 32–38), Sense-CerÂtainÂty (lecÂtures 39–44), PerÂcepÂtion (lecÂtures 45–51), and Force and the UnderÂstandÂing (lecÂtures 52–65).” By the end of the project, there will be roughÂly 300 videos in the series. You can keep tabs on the video playlist here. And you can supÂport Sadler’s work over on his PatreÂon page.
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She spent much of that year shootÂing what would be her final comÂpletÂed movie – The MisÂfits (see a still from the trailÂer above). Arthur Miller penned the film, which is about a beauÂtiÂful, fragÂile woman who falls in love with a much oldÂer man. The script was pretÂty clearÂly based on his own trouÂbled marÂriage with MonÂroe. The proÂducÂtion was by all accounts specÂtacÂuÂlarÂly punÂishÂing. Shot in the deserts of NevaÂda, the temÂperÂaÂture on set would regÂuÂlarÂly climb north of 100 degrees. DirecÂtor John HusÂton spent much of the shoot ragÂingÂly drunk. Star Clark Gable dropped dead from a heart attack less than a week after proÂducÂtion wrapped. And MonÂroe watched as her husÂband, who was on set, fell in love with phoÂtogÂraÂphÂer Inge Morath. NevÂer one blessed with conÂfiÂdence or a thick skin, MonÂroe retreatÂed into a daze of preÂscripÂtion drugs. MonÂroe and Miller announced their divorce on NovemÂber 11, 1960.
A few months latÂer, the emoÂtionÂalÂly exhaustÂed movie star was comÂmitÂted by her psyÂchoÂanÂaÂlyst Dr. MarÂiÂanne Kris to the Payne WhitÂney PsyÂchiÂatric ClinÂic in New York. MonÂroe thought she was going in for a rest cure. Instead, she was escortÂed to a padded cell. The four days she spent in the psych ward proved to be among the most disÂtressÂing of her life.
In a rivÂetÂing 6‑page letÂter to her othÂer shrink, Dr. Ralph GreenÂson, writÂten soon after her release, she detailed her terÂriÂfyÂing expeÂriÂence.
There was no empaÂthy at Payne-WhitÂney — it had a very bad effect — they asked me after putting me in a “cell” (I mean cement blocks and all) for very disÂturbed depressed patients (except I felt I was in some kind of prison for a crime I hadÂn’t comÂmitÂted. The inhuÂmanÂiÂty there I found archaÂic. They asked me why I wasÂn’t hapÂpy there (everyÂthing was under lock and key; things like elecÂtric lights, dressÂer drawÂers, bathÂrooms, closÂets, bars conÂcealed on the winÂdows — the doors have winÂdows so patients can be visÂiÂble all the time, also, the vioÂlence and markÂings still remain on the walls from forÂmer patients). I answered: “Well, I’d have to be nuts if I like it here.”
MonÂroe quickÂly became desÂperÂate.
I sat on the bed tryÂing to figÂure if I was givÂen this sitÂuÂaÂtion in an actÂing improÂviÂsaÂtion what would I do. So I figÂured, it’s a squeaky wheel that gets the grease. I admit it was a loud squeak but I got the idea from a movie I made once called “Don’t BothÂer to Knock”. I picked up a light-weight chair and slammed it, and it was hard to do because I had nevÂer broÂken anyÂthing in my life — against the glass intenÂtionÂalÂly. It took a lot of bangÂing to get even a small piece of glass — so I went over with the glass conÂcealed in my hand and sat quiÂetÂly on the bed waitÂing for them to come in. They did, and I said to them “If you are going to treat me like a nut I’ll act like a nut”. I admit the next thing is corny but I realÂly did it in the movie except it was with a razor blade. I indiÂcatÂed if they didÂn’t let me out I would harm myself — the furÂthest thing from my mind at that moment since you know Dr. GreenÂson I’m an actress and would nevÂer intenÂtionÂalÂly mark or mar myself. I’m just that vain.
DurÂing her four days there, she was subÂjectÂed to forced baths and a comÂplete loss of priÂvaÂcy and perÂsonÂal freeÂdom. The more she sobbed and resistÂed, the more the docÂtors there thought she might actuÂalÂly be psyÂchotÂic. Monroe’s secÂond husÂband, Joe DiMagÂgio, resÂcued her by getÂting her released earÂly, over the objecÂtions of the staff.
You can read the full letÂter (where she also talks about readÂing the letÂters of SigÂmund Freud) over at LetÂters of Note. And while there, make sure you pick up a copy of the very eleÂgant LetÂters of Note book.
Jonathan Crow is a Los AngeÂles-based writer and filmÂmakÂer whose work has appeared in Yahoo!, The HolÂlyÂwood Reporter, and othÂer pubÂliÂcaÂtions. You can folÂlow him at @jonccrow. And check out his blog VeepÂtoÂpus, feaÂturÂing lots of picÂtures of vice presÂiÂdents with octoÂpusÂes on their heads. The VeepÂtoÂpus store is here.
Many of us grade the books we read, but Kurt VonÂnegut gradÂed the books he wrote. LetÂters of Note once tweetÂed out a list of the thirÂteen grades he applied to thirÂteen of his novÂels, prefÂaced with his disÂclaimer that “the grades I hand out to myself do not place me in litÂerÂary hisÂtoÂry. I am comÂparÂing myself with myself.” With that out of the way, he gives 1969’s SlaughÂterÂhouse-Five, his sixth novÂel and best-known work, an A‑plus, and puts his fourth novÂel, Cat’s CraÂdle from 1963, in the very same league.
But you don’t have to take Vonnegut’s word for it. You can, of course, read these books yourÂself — or you can hear them read aloud, at least in abridged verÂsions, for free on SpoÂtiÂfy. What’s more, you can hear VonÂnegut, clearÂly not a man to disÂtance himÂself from his finÂished work, read them aloud in his own voice. The recordÂings come from the label CaedÂmon, pioÂneers of the vinyl-album proÂto-audioÂbook beginÂning in the 1950s with a record of Dylan Thomas readÂing his poetÂry. Their VonÂnegut-readÂing-VonÂnegut releasÂes came out through the 1970s.
You might as well begin by lisÂtenÂing to the readÂings of Cat’s CraÂdle and SlaughÂterÂhouse-Five, Vonnegut’s “A‑plus” books. They also put out audio verÂsions of WelÂcome to the MonÂkey House, which the author gradÂed a bit more harshÂly with a B‑minus, and BreakÂfast of ChamÂpiÂons, which, with a C, he ranked down among what he conÂsidÂered his lessÂer works. But that disÂdain doesn’t affect his charÂacÂterÂisÂtic richÂly weary delivÂery of the text, and besides, some of his fans love BreakÂfast of ChamÂpiÂons best of all. Bonus: StoÂries from WelÂcome to the MonÂkey House is also an option.
If you don’t yet have the free softÂware needÂed to play these or othÂer recordÂings on SpoÂtiÂfy, downÂload it here, start lisÂtenÂing to these clasÂsiÂcalÂly satirÂiÂcal, invenÂtive, and cynÂiÂcal midÂcenÂtuÂry AmerÂiÂcan novÂels, and preÂpare to hand out some grades of your own.
LookÂing for free, proÂfesÂsionÂalÂly-read audio books from Audible.com? For examÂple, John Malkovich readÂing BreakÂfast of ChamÂpiÂons? Or James FranÂco readÂing SlaughÂterÂhouse-Five? Here’s a great, no-strings-attached deal. If you start a 30 day free triÂal with Audible.com, you can downÂload two free audio books of your choice. Get more details on the offer here.
I have a conÂfesÂsion to make. This may anger some peoÂple, but I have to get it off my chest. I actuÂalÂly like the HarÂriÂson Ford voiceover in the 1983 theÂatriÂcal release of Blade RunÂner, though I do revile the hokey, hapÂpy endÂing. I guess I’m in pretÂty good comÂpaÂny. Even the movie’s screenÂwriter, HampÂton FanchÂer, went on record to say “the old voiceover in the first verÂsion I sort of like betÂter than all the rest of them.” In this regard, FanchÂer and I exist in what ColÂin MarÂshall called “a curiÂous minorÂiÂty” in a recent post on yet anothÂer recut of Blade RunÂner, a definÂiÂtive refÂerÂence for almost every android/robot/AI movie made since.
It’s okay to like the theÂatriÂcal cut, or the 1992 director’s cut, or the 2007 “final cut”—let a thouÂsand Blade RunÂner fanÂdoms bloom, I say, as long as the film remains a critÂiÂcal refÂerÂence for sci-fi cinÂeÂma for many years to come. But part of the reaÂson for all these latÂer verÂsions, besides that tacked-on endÂing, is the voiceover, which direcÂtor RidÂley Scott hatÂed, and HarÂriÂson Ford hatÂed, and even the stuÂdio execÂuÂtives, who forced him to record it, hatÂed. The stuÂdio hatÂed almost everyÂthing about the movie, and the critÂics were mostÂly unimÂpressed. Siskel called it “a waste of time”; Ebert gave it an unenÂthuÂsiÂasÂtic thumbs up. (Philip K. Dick, on the othÂer hand, made some prophetÂic preÂdicÂtions based on the litÂtle he saw of the film.)
AudiÂences didn’t cozy up to Blade RunÂner either. They went to see E.T. instead. Blade RunÂner opened at the box office with a disÂapÂpointÂing $6 milÂlion weekÂend. SensÂing all this trouÂble even before the film’s release, execÂuÂtives comÂmisÂsioned M.K. ProÂducÂtions to shoot the proÂmoÂtionÂal film above, a behind-the-scenes short docÂuÂmenÂtary that cirÂcuÂlatÂed at horÂror and sci-fi conÂvenÂtions in 1982. IntroÂduced by a bored-lookÂing RidÂley Scott (and some cheesy sevÂenÂties funk), the 16mm short gave potenÂtial fans a glimpse of Blade RunÂner’s heavÂiÂly Tokyo-accentÂed future Los AngeÂles, its clasÂsic noir plot eleÂments, and its visuÂal effects by masÂterÂminds Syd Mead and DouÂglas TrumÂbull, both of whom appear here.
Those of us fans now livÂing in the future may find the footage of the movie’s proÂducÂtion and the detailed explaÂnaÂtions of its set design fasÂciÂnatÂing. It’s hard to know what the origÂiÂnal viewÂers of this extendÂed trailer/promotional vehiÂcle might have thought, though it clearÂly didÂn’t move enough of them to fill the theÂater seats. I can imagÂine, though, that many a sciÂence ficÂtion lover and Blade RunÂner fan who missed the movie’s first run might regret it now. Voiceover, sapÂpy endÂing and all, it would have been a treat to be one of the first to see this now ubiquitous—and deservedÂly so—sci-fi detecÂtive stoÂry.
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