In 2006, a jury of 1,500 filmÂmakÂers, actors, actressÂes, critÂics and hisÂtoÂriÂans creÂatÂed a list of the 100 Most InspirÂing Films of All Time. It’s a WonÂderÂful Life, Frank Capra’s 1946 ChristÂmas tale starÂring JimÂmy StewÂart, took top honÂors. And perÂhaps you know that the film fell into the pubÂlic domain for some years, before being yanked back out. But anothÂer Frank Capra film, Meet John Doe, remains in the comÂmons. And it ranks 49th on the same list of InspiÂraÂtional Films.
Called “a fable that deals with the danÂgers of home grown fasÂcism, and the powÂer of the ordiÂnary man and litÂtle peoÂple to preÂvent the triÂumph of dark forces,” Meet John Doe can be “grouped into a popÂulist trilÂoÂgy of Capra films about AmerÂiÂcan indiÂvidÂuÂalÂism,” along with Mr. Deeds Goes to Town (1936) and Mr. Smith Goes to WashÂingÂton (1939). StarÂring Gary CoopÂer and BarÂbara StanÂwyck, Meet John Doe (1941) was nomÂiÂnatÂed for the AcadÂeÂmy Award for Best StoÂry.
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“The best reaÂson to hate Bach’s GoldÂberg VariÂaÂtions,” writes pianist JereÂmy Denk, “is that everyÂbody loves them.” As part of Denk’s iconÂoÂclasÂtic chalÂlenge to this uniÂverÂsal love, he cites anothÂer reaÂson: “everyÂone asks you all the time which of the two Glenn Gould recordÂings you preÂfer.” WithÂout a doubt the most celÂeÂbratÂed pianist of the twenÂtiÂeth cenÂtuÂry, and perÂhaps the greatÂest interÂpreter of Bach’s keyÂboard comÂpoÂsiÂtions, the eccenÂtric genius Gould famousÂly opened and closed his career with the GoldÂberg VariÂaÂtions, Bach’s “annoyÂingÂly unimÂpeachÂable” (in Denk’s words) Baroque piece, writÂten origÂiÂnalÂly for the harpÂsiÂchord. Gould made his first recordÂing of the piece in 1955, and it immeÂdiÂateÂly launched him to starÂdom, becomÂing “what may well be the best known of all piano recordÂings,” ColÂin FlemÂing tells us, with its “masÂterÂful showÂing of comÂmand, balÂance, [and] vigÂor.”
TwenÂty-six years latÂer, Gould made his secÂond recordÂing, in 1981, a year before his untimeÂly death at the age of 50. Gould had already retired from pubÂlic perÂforÂmance 18 years earÂliÂer, due in part to his stage fright, but also to a devoÂtion to stuÂdio recordÂing techÂniques that allowed him total conÂtrol over his musiÂcal outÂput. The filmed recordÂing sesÂsion of Gould’s secÂond VariÂaÂtions, above, opens with a shot not of the pianist and his instruÂment, but of the bank of anaÂlogue dials and switchÂes inside the studio’s conÂtrol booth. As the camÂera pans over and pushÂes in to Gould himÂself at the piano, we hear the familÂiar melody of the GoldÂberg aria, slowed to a snail’s pace. Gould sits in his familÂiar hunched-over posÂture, lookÂing aged beyond his years, his body swayÂing over the keys in an expresÂsive genÂuÂflecÂtion to the piece that made him more famous—and more controversial—than perÂhaps any othÂer clasÂsiÂcal musiÂcian.
The shift in Gould’s style between the two GoldÂberg recordÂings is remarkÂable. RevisÂitÂing Gould’s legaÂcy thirÂty years after his death, pianist Steven Osbourne writes in The Guardian of the 1981 perÂforÂmance above:
The conÂtraÂpunÂtal detail he finds in every bar is amazÂing; no one has equalled the way he plays the aria. But even more extraÂorÂdiÂnary is the line he creÂates that conÂnects the whole piece. I’m not sure I have heard anyÂthing where every sinÂgle note is placed so careÂfulÂly, is so careÂfulÂly thought about. For some peoÂple, it’s too conÂtrolled, but I don’t find that.
“And yet,” says Osbourne, “I preÂfer his 1955 recordÂing of the piece. I can’t think of a sinÂgle artist who made such a proÂfound change in their approach to a piece throughÂout their whole career.” CerÂtainÂly Gould’s first GoldÂberg recording—fueled, as the linÂer notes inform us, by five botÂtles of pills, “all difÂferÂent colÂors and prescriptions”—stands as perÂhaps the most idioÂsynÂcratÂic, and memÂoÂrable, renÂderÂing of Bach’s comÂpoÂsiÂtion. But while the first perÂforÂmance has “speed and lightÂness going for it,” writes Erik Tarloff in Slate, the secÂond has “an autumÂnal grace and the marÂvelous clarÂiÂty Gould seems to privÂiÂlege above all othÂer qualÂiÂties.” LuckÂiÂly for us, Gould, who “nevÂer recordÂed the same piece twice,” but for this “sigÂnifÂiÂcant excepÂtion,” left us these two career bookÂends to debate, and enjoy, endÂlessÂly.
If you’re a regÂuÂlar OC readÂer, you’re familÂiar with John Green, the bestÂselling author who has proÂduced a series of eduÂcaÂtionÂal videos — most notably, A Crash Course in World HisÂtoÂry, A Crash Course on LitÂerÂaÂture, and the new PBS video series, The Art AssignÂment. John often proÂduces videos with his brothÂer Hank — a musiÂcian, bioÂchemist and vlogÂger — who put his talÂents togethÂer to proÂduce this new song, “I F***ing Love SciÂence.” Be warned, the verÂsion above is uncenÂsored. As are the lyrics, found below the jump. A clean, tame, cenÂsored verÂsion of the song can be found here.
Ever since he was first pubÂlished in The New YorkÂer back in 1992, George SaunÂders has been craftÂing a string of brilÂliant short stoÂries that have reinÂventÂed the form. His stoÂries are dark, funÂny, and satirÂiÂcal that then turn on a dime and become surÂprisÂingÂly movÂing. And the madÂdenÂing thing about him is that he makes such tonal dexÂterÂiÂty look easy. Over the course of his career, he has won piles of awards includÂing a MacArthur “Genius” FelÂlowÂship in 2006. In 2013, his colÂlecÂtion of short stoÂries The Tenth of DecemÂber was selectÂed by the New York Times as one of the best books of the year. You can read 10 stoÂries by SaunÂders free online here.
Last year, SaunÂders delivÂered the conÂvoÂcaÂtion speech for SyraÂcuse UniÂverÂsiÂty where he teachÂes writÂing. Most such speechÂes are dull and forÂgetÂtable or, as was the case when Ross PerÂot spoke at my gradÂuÂaÂtion, incoÂherÂent and churlÂish. Saunders’s speech, howÂevÂer, was someÂthing difÂferÂent — a quiÂet, self-effacÂing plea for empaÂthy. When it was reprintÂed by the New York Times last July, the speech seemÂingÂly popped up on every third person’s FaceÂbook feed.
BrookÂlyn-based group SeriÂous Lunch has creÂatÂed an aniÂmatÂed verÂsion of SaunÂders’ speech, voiced by the author himÂself. You can watch it above and read along below. You’ll probÂaÂbly want to call your mom or help an old lady across the street afterÂward.
I’d say, as a goal in life, you could do worse than try to be kinder.
In sevÂenth grade, this new kid joined our class. In the interÂest of conÂfiÂdenÂtialÂiÂty, her name will be “ELLEN.” ELLEN was small, shy. She wore these blue cat’s‑eye glassÂes that, at the time, only old ladies wore. When nerÂvous, which was pretÂty much always, she had a habit of takÂing a strand of hair into her mouth and chewÂing on it.
So she came to our school and our neighÂborÂhood, and was mostÂly ignored, occaÂsionÂalÂly teased (“Your hair taste good?” – that sort of thing). I could see this hurt her. I still rememÂber the way she’d look after such an insult: eyes cast down, a litÂtle gut-kicked, as if, havÂing just been remindÂed of her place in things, she was tryÂing, as much as posÂsiÂble, to disÂapÂpear. After awhile she’d drift away, hair-strand still in her mouth.
SomeÂtimes I’d see her hangÂing around alone in her front yard, as if afraid to leave it.
And then – they moved. That was it. One day she was there, next day she wasn’t.
End of stoÂry.
Now, why do I regret that? Why, forty-two years latÂer, am I still thinkÂing about it? RelÂaÂtive to most of the othÂer kids, I was actuÂalÂly pretÂty nice to her. I nevÂer said an unkind word to her. In fact, I someÂtimes even (mildÂly) defendÂed her. But still, it bothÂers me.
What I regret most in my life are failÂures of kindÂness.
Those moments when anothÂer human being was there, in front of me, sufÂferÂing, and I responded…sensibly. ReservedÂly. MildÂly.
Or, to look at it from the othÂer end of the teleÂscope: Who, in your life, do you rememÂber most fondÂly, with the most undeÂniÂable feelÂings of warmth?
Those who were kindÂest to you, I bet.
But kindÂness, it turns out, is hard — it starts out all rainÂbows and pupÂpy dogs, and expands to include … well, everyÂthing.
Jonathan Crow is a Los AngeÂles-based writer and filmÂmakÂer whose work has appeared in Yahoo!, The HolÂlyÂwood Reporter, and othÂer pubÂliÂcaÂtions. You can folÂlow him at @jonccrow.
If you saw our post on Andy Warhol digÂiÂtalÂly paintÂing DebÂbie HarÂry at the 1985 launch of the ComÂmodore AmiÂga 1000, you know how effuÂsiveÂly — effuÂsiveÂly by the impasÂsive WarhoÂlian stanÂdard, anyÂway — the artist praised the comÂputÂer’s artisÂtic powÂer. Now, thanks to a recent disÂcovÂery by memÂbers of Carnegie MelÂlon UniÂverÂsiÂty’s ComÂputÂer Club, we know for sure that the masÂterÂmind behind the FacÂtoÂry didÂn’t simÂply shill for ComÂmodore; he actuÂalÂly spent time creÂatÂing work with their then-graphÂiÂcalÂly advanced machine, a few pieces of which, unseen for nearÂly thirÂty years, just came back to light on monÂiÂtors everyÂwhere. Above we have the 1985 self-porÂtrait Andy2. The 27 othÂer finds include a mouse-drawn renÂdiÂtion of his sigÂnaÂture CampÂbelÂl’s soup can and a three-eyed Venus, sureÂly one of the eerier earÂly uses of cut-and-paste funcÂtionÂalÂiÂty, all prodÂucts, explains the press release from The Frank-Ratchye STUDIO for CreÂative Inquiry at Carnegie MelÂlon,” of a comÂmisÂsion by ComÂmodore InterÂnaÂtionÂal to demonÂstrate the graphÂic arts capaÂbilÂiÂties of the AmiÂga 1000 perÂsonÂal comÂputÂer.”
1980s elecÂtronÂics-lovÂing artist Cory ArcanÂgel, upon watchÂing the video of Warhol at the launch, conÂtactÂed the Andy Warhol MuseÂum “regardÂing the posÂsiÂbilÂiÂty of restorÂing the AmiÂga hardÂware in the museum’s posÂsesÂsion.” The effort necesÂsiÂtatÂed acts of “forenÂsic retroÂcomÂputÂing” — a delÂiÂcate process, since “even readÂing the data from the diskettes entailed sigÂnifÂiÂcant risk to the conÂtents.” The CMU ComÂputÂer Club team even had to reverse-engiÂneer the “comÂpleteÂly unknown file forÂmat” in which Warhol had saved his images. “By lookÂing at these images, we can see how quickÂly Warhol seemed to intuÂit the essence of what it meant to express oneÂself, in what then was a brand-new mediÂum: the digÂiÂtal,” ArcanÂgel says in the press release. “FYI, it was the most fun project I ever worked on,” he says on his blog — a meanÂingÂful stateÂment indeed, since so much of his othÂer work involves old NinÂtenÂdo games. The HillÂman PhoÂtogÂraÂphy IniÂtiaÂtive capÂtured it all in a film called Trapped: Andy Warhol’s AmiÂga ExperÂiÂments, which preÂmieres SatÂurÂday, May 10, at PittsÂburgh’s Carnegie Library LecÂture Hall, thereÂafter becomÂing viewÂable at nowseethis.org.
The ReaÂgan presÂiÂdenÂcy was probÂaÂbly the goldÂen age of anti-drug mesÂsagÂing. America’s school kids were told that a brain was like an egg and drugs were like a fryÂing pan. The First Lady told America’s school kids simÂply to “Just Say No.” The mesÂsage was stuÂpeÂfyÂingÂly simÂple. Drugs, like ComÂmuÂnism and taxÂes, are bad.
DurÂing the earÂly 1970s, howÂevÂer, that anti-drug mesÂsage was much more conÂfused. Take for examÂple CuriÂous Alice, a visuÂalÂly stunÂning, deeply odd movie about the perÂils of drug abuse that makes the stuff look like a lot of fun. CreÂatÂed by the NationÂal InstiÂtute of MenÂtal Health in 1971, the film shows young Alice readÂing Lewis Carroll’s Alice in WonÂderÂland in a sunÂny dapÂpled meadÂow before nodÂding off. She soon finds herÂself plungÂing down the rabÂbit hole and in a wonÂderÂland … of drugs. The King of Hearts is hawkÂing heroÂin. The Mad HatÂter is tripÂping balls on LSD. The hookah-smokÂing CaterÂpilÂlar is stoned out of his gourd. The DorÂmouse is in a barÂbiÂtuÂrate-induced stuÂpor and the March Hare, who looks like the Trix Bunny’s ne’er-do-well brothÂer, is a fidÂgetÂing tweakÂer. “You oughÂta have some pep pills! Uppers!” he exclaims. “AmphetÂaÂmines! Speed! You feel super good.”
The movie was reportÂedÂly intendÂed for eight year-olds. While it’s unlikeÂly that your averÂage third gradÂer is going to absorb Alice’s morÂalÂizÂing about acid, they will almost cerÂtainÂly respond to the film’s tripÂpy, MonÂty Pythonesque aniÂmaÂtion. The aniÂmaÂtors clearÂly had a blast makÂing this movie, but their efforts didn’t exactÂly transÂlate into an effecÂtive mesÂsage. After the movie came out, the NationÂal CoorÂdiÂnatÂing CounÂcil on Drug EduÂcaÂtion slammed the movie, callÂing it conÂfusÂing and counÂterÂproÂducÂtive.
As an adult, howÂevÂer, the movie is a lot of fun. So check it out above. And if you live in either ColÂorado or WashÂingÂton, feel free to enjoy the movie in a state that it is probÂaÂbly best appreÂciÂatÂed.
Jonathan Crow is a Los AngeÂles-based writer and filmÂmakÂer whose work has appeared in Yahoo!, The HolÂlyÂwood Reporter, and othÂer pubÂliÂcaÂtions. You can folÂlow him at @jonccrow.
Over at his blog LeitÂer Reports, UC ChicaÂgo proÂfesÂsor of phiÂlosÂoÂphy BriÂan LeitÂer is curÂrentÂly conÂductÂing a very interÂestÂing poll, askÂing his readÂers to rank the 25 philosoÂphers of “the modÂern era” (the last 200 years) who “have had the most perÂniÂcious influÂence on phiÂlosÂoÂphy.” The pool of canÂdiÂdates comes from an earÂliÂer surÂvey of influÂenÂtial philosoÂphers, and LeitÂer has imposed some conÂdiÂtions on his responÂdents, askÂing that they only rank philosoÂphers they have read, and only include “seriÂous philosophers”–“no charÂlaÂtans like DerÂriÂda or amaÂteurs like Rand.” While I perÂsonÂalÂly wince at LeitÂer’s DerÂriÂda jab (and cheer his excluÂsion of Rand), I think his quesÂtion may be a litÂtle too acaÂdÂeÂmÂic, his field perÂhaps too narÂrow.
But the polemÂiÂcal idea is so comÂpelling that I felt it worth adoptÂing for a broadÂer inforÂmal surÂvey: conÂtra LeitÂer, I’ve ranked five philosoÂphers who I think have had a most perÂniÂcious influÂence on the world at large. I’m limÂitÂing my own choicÂes to WestÂern philosoÂphers, with which I’m most familÂiar, though obviÂousÂly by my first choice, you can tell I’ve expandÂed the temÂpoÂral paraÂmeÂters. And in sportÂing lisÂtiÂcle fashÂion, I’ve not only made a rankÂing, but I’ve blurbed each of my choicÂes, inspired by this fun NeatoraÂma post, “9 Bad Boys of PhiÂlosÂoÂphy.”
While that list uses “bad” in the Michael JackÂson sense, I mean it in the sense of LeitÂer’s “perÂniÂcious.” And though I would also include the proÂviÂso that only “seriÂous” thinkers warÂrant incluÂsion, I don’t think this necÂesÂsarÂiÂly rules out anyÂone on the basis of acaÂdÂeÂmÂic canons of taste. One might as well include C.S. Lewis as Jean BauÂdrillard, both of whom tend to get disÂmissed in most phiÂlosÂoÂphy departÂments. My own list sureÂly reveals my anti-authorÂiÂtarÂiÂan biasÂes, just as some othÂers may rail at fuzzy thinkÂing with a list of postÂmodÂernists, or socialÂism with a list of MarxÂists. This is as it should be. DefinÂing the “bad,” after all, is bound to be a highÂly subÂjecÂtive exerÂcise, and one about which we can and should disÂagree, civilÂly but vigÂorÂousÂly. So with no more ado, here are my five choicÂes for “Most PerÂniÂcious WestÂern PhilosoÂphers.” I invite—nay urge you—to make your own lists in the comÂments, with explaÂnaÂtions terse or proÂlix as you see fit.
The DominiÂcan friÂar and author of the near-unreadÂably dense SumÂma TheÂoÂlogÂiÂca made it his life’s work to harÂmoÂnize logÂiÂcal ArisÂtotelian thought and mysÂtiÂcal ChrisÂtÂian theÂolÂoÂgy, to the detriÂment of both. While for Aquinas and his medieval conÂtemÂpoÂraries, natÂurÂal theÂolÂoÂgy repÂreÂsents an earÂly attempt at empiriÂcism, the emphaÂsis on the “theÂolÂoÂgy” meant that the West has endured cenÂturies of spuÂriÂous “proofs” of God’s exisÂtence and comÂpleteÂly incomÂpreÂhenÂsiÂble ratioÂnalÂizaÂtions of the TrinÂiÂty, the virÂgin birth, and othÂer miracÂuÂlous tales that have no anaÂlogue in observÂable pheÂnomÂeÂna.
Like many church fathers before him, Thomas’s employÂment as a kind of Grand InquisiÂtor of heretics and a codÂiÂfiÂer of dogÂma makes me all the more averse to his thought, though much of it is admitÂtedÂly of great hisÂtorÂiÂcal import.
Schmitt was a Nazi, which—as in the case of MarÂtin Heidegger—strangely hasn’t disÂqualÂiÂfied his thought from seriÂous appraisal across the politÂiÂcal specÂtrum. But some of Schmitt’s ideas—or at least their application—are parÂticÂuÂlarÂly trouÂbling even when fulÂly divorced from his perÂsonÂal polÂiÂtics. Schmitt theÂoÂrized that sovÂerÂeign rulers, or dicÂtaÂtors, emerge in a “state of exception”—a secuÂriÂty criÂsis with which a demoÂcÂraÂtÂic sociÂety canÂnot seem to cope, but which is ripe for exploitaÂtion by domÂiÂneerÂing indiÂvidÂuÂals. These “states” can legitÂiÂmateÂly appear at any time, or can be ginned up by unscrupuÂlous rulers. The cruÂcial insight has inspired such leftÂist thinkers as WalÂter BenÂjamin and theÂoÂrists on the right like Leo Strauss. Its politÂiÂcal effects are someÂthing altoÂgethÂer difÂferÂent. Writes Scott HorÂton in Harper’s:
It was Schmitt who, as the crown jurist of the new Nazi regime, proÂvidÂed the essenÂtial road map for GleÂichÂschalÂtung – the levÂelÂing of oppoÂsiÂtion withÂin Germany’s vast bureauÂcraÂcy – and it was he who proÂvidÂed the legal tools used to transÂform the Weimar democÂraÂcy into the Nazi nightÂmare that folÂlowed it.
This same road map—many have alleged—guided the uniÂlatÂerÂal susÂpenÂsions of conÂstiÂtuÂtionÂal proÂtecÂtions and human rights proÂtoÂcols machiÂnatÂed by Bush and Cheney’s NeoÂconÂserÂvÂaÂtive legal adviÂsors after 9/11, who read Schmitt thorÂoughÂly. (I intend here no direct comÂparÂiÂson whatÂevÂer between these two regimes, GodÂwin willÂing.)
Though he wrote copiÂousÂly on episÂteÂmolÂoÂgy, reliÂgious tolÂerÂaÂtion, eduÂcaÂtion, and all sorts of othÂer imporÂtant topÂics, Locke is often rememÂbered as everyone’s favorite libÂerÂal politÂiÂcal philosoÂpher. His anonyÂmousÂly pubÂlished Two TreaÂtisÂes of GovÂernÂment has had an outÂsized influÂence on most modÂern demoÂcÂraÂtÂic conÂstiÂtuÂtions, and givÂen his priÂmaÂry antagÂoÂnist in the first part of that work—Sir Robert Filmer, staunch defendÂer of the divine right of kings and natÂurÂal hierarchies—Locke seems posÂiÂtiveÂly proÂgresÂsive, what with his defense of a civÂil sociÂety based on respect for labor and priÂvate propÂerÂty against the unwarÂrantÂed powÂer and abuse of the arisÂtocÂraÂcy.
But Locke’s Filmer works as someÂthing of a straw man. ExamÂined critÂiÂcalÂly, Locke is no demoÂcÂraÂtÂic chamÂpiÂon but an apolÂoÂgist for the petÂty tyranÂny of landownÂers who gradÂuÂalÂly erodÂed the comÂmons, disÂplaced the comÂmonÂers, and seized greater and greater tracts of land in EngÂland and the colonies under the LockÂean jusÂtiÂfiÂcaÂtion that a man is entiÂtled to as much propÂerÂty as he can make use of. Of course, in Locke’s time, and in our own, proÂpriÂetors and landownÂers seize and “make use of” the resources and labor of others—slaves, indigeÂnous peoÂple, and exploitÂed, landÂless workers—in order to make their extravÂaÂgant claims to priÂvate propÂerÂty. This kind of approÂpriÂaÂtion is also enabled by Locke’s thought, since propÂerÂty only justÂly belongs to the “indusÂtriÂous and the ratioÂnal”— charÂacÂterÂisÂtics that tend to get defined against their oppoÂsites (“lazy and stuÂpid”) in any way that suits those in powÂer.
AnothÂer darÂling of EnlightÂenÂment traÂdiÂtion, Descartes gets all the credÂit for foundÂing a phiÂlosÂoÂphy on radÂiÂcal doubt, and thereÂby doing away with the preÂsupÂpoÂsiÂtionÂal theÂoÂlogÂiÂcal bagÂgage imposed on thought by scholasÂtics like Aquinas. And yet, like Locke, Descartes gets too easy a pass for reducÂing his method to terms that are by no means unequivÂoÂcal or uniÂverÂsalÂly meanÂingÂful, though he preÂtends that they are.
Descartes explains his method as a means of elimÂiÂnatÂing from his mind all conÂcepÂtuÂal clutÂter but those ideas that seem to him “clear and disÂtinct.” OddÂly the two bedrock conÂcepts he’s left with are an unshakeÂable faith in his own indiÂvidÂual ego—or soul—and the exisÂtence of a monotheÂisÂtic creÂator-God. Thus, Descartes’ method of radÂiÂcal doubt leads him to reafÂfirm the two most core conÂcepts of clasÂsiÂcal WestÂern phiÂlosÂoÂphy, conÂcepts he more or less assumes on the basis of intuition—or perÂhaps unexÂamÂined ideÂoÂlogÂiÂcal comÂmitÂments.
This is a tough one, because I actuÂalÂly adore Kierkegaard, but I love him as a writer, not as a philosoÂpher. His criÂtiques of Hegel are scathing and hilarÂiÂous, his takeÂdowns of the self-satÂisÂfied DanÂish petit-bourÂgeoisie are epic, and the tonal range and ironÂic deftÂness of his numerÂous litÂerÂary voices—personae as diverse as desert saints and schemÂing seducers—are unequalled.
But I recoil from the ethÂiÂcal phiÂlosÂoÂphy of Søren Kierkegaard, as so many peoÂple recoil from Nietzsche’s brinksÂmanÂship with traÂdiÂtionÂal ChrisÂtÂian moralÂiÂty. Kierkegaard’s reducÂtion of the human expeÂriÂence to a false choice paradigm—“Either/Or”—, his ethics of blind irraÂtionalÂism couched as a jusÂtiÂfiÂable leap of faith, exemÂpliÂfied by his gloÂriÂfiÂcaÂtion of Abraham’s willÂingÂness to kill his son Isaac… these things I can’t help but find abhorÂrent, and if I’ve ever been temptÂed to read them as ironÂic expresÂsions of the author’s many masks, furÂther study has robbed me of this balm. Kierkegaard the writer offers us a great deal; Kierkegaard the moral philosoÂpher, not so much.
So there you have my list—riddled, to be sure, with inacÂcuÂraÂcies, prejÂuÂdice, and superÂfiÂcial misÂreadÂings, but an honÂest attempt nonetheÂless, givÂen my inadÂeÂquate philoÂsophÂiÂcal trainÂing. Again I’ll say that the incluÂsion of any of these five names in a list of philosoÂphers, perÂniÂcious or no, means that I believe they are all thinkers worth readÂing and takÂing seriÂousÂly to some degree, even if one vioÂlentÂly disÂagrees with them or finds glarÂing and grievÂous error in the midst of seas of brilÂliance.
Now that you’ve read my “Five Most PerÂniÂcious PhilosoÂphers,” please tell us readÂers, who are yours, and why? Your gripÂing explaÂnaÂtions can be as short or long as you see fit, and feel free to vioÂlentÂly disÂagree with my hasty judgÂments above. Ad hominem attacks aside, it’s all withÂin the spirÂit of the enterÂprise.
Take ForÂrest Gump, the 1994 film directÂed by Robert ZemeckÂis and starÂring Tom HanÂks. Now let’s give it a Wes AnderÂson makeover. That’s the exerÂcise Louis Paquet went through above, in makÂing a short AnderÂsoÂnÂion verÂsion of ForÂrest Gump’s openÂing credÂits. If you need an introÂducÂtion to AnderÂsonÂ’s sigÂnaÂture style, we’ve got a few helpÂful posts for you below.
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