Image by Evan-Amos, via WikiÂmeÂdia ComÂmons
My neighÂborÂhood thrift store has a very large VHS wall, filled with HolÂlyÂwood movies, endÂless chilÂdren’s videos, instrucÂtionÂal tapes, and best of all a box of unknown vids. Maybe they’re blank. Maybe they conÂtain 6 episodes of MatÂlock. And maybe, just maybe, they have someÂthing comÂpleteÂly nuts.
But who has time or the old techÂnolÂoÂgy for that, espeÂcialÂly when the InterÂnet Archive has recentÂly expandÂed its VHS Vault secÂtion to 20,000 digÂiÂtized tapes under the (non) curaÂtion of archivist Jason Scott. We make no claims for the qualÂiÂty of the videos conÂtained thereÂin, because that’s realÂly up to you. A curÂsoÂry glance shows episodes of Blues Clues next to Traci Lords’ workÂout tape next to MysÂtery SciÂence TheÂater alongÂside GerÂry Anderson’s LavenÂder CasÂtle, a mix of clayÂmaÂtion, pupÂpetry, and rudiÂmenÂtaÂry CGI.
So look: you have to go digÂging. There’s gems among the junk. There’s That’s My Bush! the ill-conÂceived and ill-fatÂed sitÂcom from South Park’s Trey ParkÂer and Matt Stone that disÂapÂpeared down the memÂoÂry hole after 9–11.
Or check out this Law EnforceÂment Guide to SatanÂic Cults, 75 minÂutes of paraÂnoid lunaÂcy with a halfway decent ambiÂent soundÂtrack and some groovy visuÂals. Once you hear “abnorÂmal sexÂolÂoÂgy” you’ll be hooked!
This 1994 footage/interviews from the playa at BurnÂing Man is a fasÂciÂnatÂing time capÂsule. “We have enough guns out here to start World War III,” one man says. Yep, it was cerÂtainÂly a difÂferÂent time.
You’ll also find plenÂty of just straight-up “no idea what’s on this, just hit play and record” VHS tapes, like this 4 hour block of MTV from 1995.
The Archive also serves anothÂer purÂpose: right now it acts as a kind of “safe space” from the increasÂingÂly unforÂgivÂing algoÂrithms of YouTube, designed to take down anyÂthing its AI hears as unliÂcensed footage or music. It’s one reaÂson for the amount of MysÂtery SciÂence TheÂater episodes up here, as some can no longer be shown due to expired film rights.
And unlike YouTube, all the videos are availÂable for you to downÂload, keep, remix, edit, and/or purge. You won’t have to wash your hands like after a trip to the thrift store, but your soul will feel equalÂly gross. Enjoy! Enter the archive here.
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Ted Mills is a freeÂlance writer on the arts who curÂrentÂly hosts the artist interÂview-based FunkZone PodÂcast and is the proÂducÂer of KCRÂW’s CuriÂous Coast. You can also folÂlow him on TwitÂter at @tedmills, read his othÂer arts writÂing at tedmills.com and/or watch his films here.
Why does copyÂright law not proÂhibÂit this online archive of vhs tapes?
AberÂaÂtia aia satanista dovedeste degradarea unor oameni care fac de rusine speÂcia umana si mai ales araÂta cat de temÂbela e lumea celor care fac filme sau a celor care impun sa apara asemeÂnea anomÂalii.