What we write reveals who we are, but so, and often more clearÂly, does how we write. And in an age when handÂwritÂing has givÂen way to typÂing, how we write has much to do with which font we use. Many of us play it safe, rarely strayÂing from the realm of twelve-point Times New Roman hyperÂnorÂmalÂiÂty, but even there “type is a voice; its very qualÂiÂties and charÂacÂterÂisÂtics comÂmuÂniÂcate to readÂers a meanÂing beyond mere synÂtax.” That obserÂvaÂtion comes from the Ban ComÂic Sans ManÂiÂfesto, drawn up two decades ago by graphÂic designÂers HolÂly and David Combs as a strike against the font that, 25 years after its creÂation, remains a hate object of choice for the visuÂalÂly litÂerÂate everyÂwhere.
“You don’t like that your coworkÂer used me on that note about stealÂing her yogurt from the break room fridge?” asks ComÂic Sans itself, venÂtrilÂoÂquized in McSweeney’s by Mike LachÂer. “You don’t like that I’m all over your sister-in-law’s blog? You don’t like that I’m on the sign for that new Thai place? You think I’m pedesÂtriÂan and tacky?” Well, tough: “PeoÂple love me. Why? Because I’m fun. I’m the life of the parÂty. I bring levÂiÂty to any sitÂuÂaÂtion. Need to softÂen the blow of a harsh mesÂsage about restroom etiÂquette? SLAM. There I am. Need to spice up the direcÂtions to your gradÂuÂaÂtion parÂty? WHAM. There again. Need to conÂvey your fun-lovÂing, approachÂable nature on your busiÂness’ webÂsite? SMACK.”
In the Great Big StoÂry video above, ComÂic Sans creÂator VinÂcent Connare tells his side of the stoÂry. While employed at Microsoft in the earÂly 1990s, he saw a proÂtoÂtype verÂsion of Microsoft Bob, a kind of add-on to the WinÂdows interÂface designed for maxÂiÂmum user friendÂliÂness. It feaÂtured onscreen aniÂmal charÂacÂters that spoke in speech bubÂbles, but the words in those speech bubÂbles appeared in what was everyÂone’s default font. When it hit him that “dogs don’t talk in Times New Roman,” Connare, a graphÂic-novÂel fan, got to work on a typeÂface for the speech bubÂbles modÂeled on the letÂterÂing by John CostanÂza in The Dark Knight Returns and by Dave GibÂbons in WatchÂmen.
ComÂic Sans didÂn’t make it into Microsoft Bob, it did make it into a someÂwhat more sucÂcessÂful Microsoft prodÂuct: WinÂdows 95, which David Kadavy at Design for HackÂers calls “the first operÂatÂing sysÂtem to realÂly hit it big. Just as comÂputÂers were startÂing to pop up in nearÂly every home in AmerÂiÂca, WinÂdows 95 was findÂing itself installed on all of those comÂputÂers, and with it, the font ComÂic Sans. So now, nearÂly every man, woman, child, and bake sale orgaÂnizÂer find themÂselves armed with pubÂlishÂing powÂer unlike civÂiÂlizaÂtion had ever seen; and few of them realÂly had any design sense.” Then came the interÂnet boom, which meant that “instead of flyÂers postÂed in break rooms, ComÂic Sans was showÂing up on webÂsites, and even as the default font for many people’s emails. Now, any one perÂson could write a mesÂsage that could potenÂtialÂly be read by milÂlions, in ComÂic Sans.”
What makes ComÂic Sans so reviled? Kadavy points to sevÂerÂal reaÂsons havÂing to do with typoÂgraphÂiÂcal aesÂthetÂics, includÂing awkÂward weight disÂtriÂbÂuÂtion (“weight” being the thickÂness of its lines) and poor letÂterÂfit (meanÂing that its letÂters don’t, or can’t, sit well next to each othÂer). But the probÂlem most of us notice is that “ComÂic Sans isn’t used as intendÂed”: A typeÂface meant only for speech bubÂbles in Microsoft Bob has someÂhow become one of the most popÂuÂlar in the world, appearÂing unsuitÂably in everyÂthing from CleveÂland CavÂaÂliers ownÂer Dan Gilbert’s open letÂter on the deparÂture of LeBron James to CERN’s announceÂment of eviÂdence of the HigÂgs boson parÂtiÂcle to, just last month, a letÂter from DonÂald Trump’s lawyer’s to the House IntelÂliÂgence ComÂmitÂtee.
Through it all, Connare himÂself — who has designed such relÂaÂtiveÂly respectable typeÂfaces as TreÂbuchet, and has famousÂly only used ComÂic Sans once, in a comÂplaint letÂter to his cable comÂpaÂny — has kept his sense of humor, as eviÂdenced by his talk entiÂtled “ComÂic Sans Is the Best Font in the World.” Even the Combs’ moveÂment has changed its name, if not withÂout irony, into “Use ComÂic Sans.” Pieces markÂing the font’s 25th anniverÂsary include “HatÂing ComÂic Sans Is Not a PerÂsonÂalÂiÂty” by The New York Times’ Emma GoldÂberg and “In Bad Taste or Not, I’ll Keep My ComÂic Sans” by The WashÂingÂton Post’s Joseph Epstein (pubÂlished, entireÂly and couraÂgeousÂly, in ComÂic Sans). If you love the font, Connare often says, you don’t know much about typogÂraÂphy, but if you hate it, “you should get anothÂer hobÂby.” Besides, the stoÂry of ComÂic Sans also conÂtains an imporÂtant life lesÂson: “You have to do things that aren’t beauÂtiÂful someÂtimes.”
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Based in Seoul, ColÂin MarÂshall writes and broadÂcasts on cities, lanÂguage, and culÂture. His projects include the book The StateÂless City: a Walk through 21st-CenÂtuÂry Los AngeÂles and the video series The City in CinÂeÂma. FolÂlow him on TwitÂter at @colinmarshall, on FaceÂbook, or on InstaÂgram.
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