DurÂing the goldÂen age of vinyl, RonÂco sold vacÂuÂums to keep your records clean. But there was always a cheapÂer DIY hack — a hack demonÂstratÂed in a video creÂatÂed by a YoutuÂber who simÂply goes by “ghettofunk13.” Just pour some wood glue on your record, spread it around careÂfulÂly as the turntable spins (don’t get it on the cenÂter label), and you can apparÂentÂly get rid of those snaps, crackÂles, and pops. The video is pretÂty straightÂforÂward. But it’s worth notÂing the addenÂdum “ghettofunk13” latÂer added in text: “You can use conÂsidÂerÂably less glue and still get the same effect — it cuts the dry time way down. Just be sure that you get the whole record covÂered!”
Over on MetafilÂter, one comÂmenter took “ghettofunk13” to task, sayÂing “The bass is mudÂdy and there’s no clarÂiÂty and sparkle at the high end.… He should have used de-ionÂized wood glue from a polyÂcarÂbonÂate (NOT polypropyÂlene) botÂtle, and spread it in the direcÂtion of rotaÂtion with a hand-polÂished cedar shake. AmaÂteur.” Just someÂthing to conÂsidÂer if you plan to do some DIY record cleanÂing this weekÂend. You can get a few more details on the process here. Try at your own risk.
FYI, over at Kottke.org, you can see an excelÂlent microÂscopÂic phoÂto of vinyl record grooves. Jason writes, “When you look realÂly closeÂly at record grooves, like at 1000x magÂniÂfiÂcaÂtion, you can see the waveÂforms of the music itself. Sooo cool.”
RelatÂed ConÂtent:
How Vinyl Records Are Made: A Primer from 1956
A CelÂeÂbraÂtion of Retro Media: Vinyl, CasÂsettes, VHS, and Polaroid Too
Neil Young on the TravÂesÂty of MP3s
World Records: New PhoÂto ExhibÂit Pays TribÂute to the Era of Vinyl Records & TurntaÂbles
The “takÂing to task” is actuÂalÂly a jokey refÂerÂence to hi-fi obsesÂsives who talk about the benÂeÂfits of gold cables, etc…
Maybe. But 18 hours-ish a side? I did the math. At that rate, I’m lookÂing at 1.44 milÂlion hours just to do my LPs (that’s 60,000 days, if I do them one right after anothÂer, or 16+ years).
Though I kinÂda wonÂder what’s wrong with some isoÂpropyl and a record brush? Might be a bit more enviÂronÂmenÂtalÂly nice, as pointÂed out by someÂbody above.
What hapÂpens at 3.04 of the video? It’s like the image is peeled off for some reaÂson. Is it the same recÂcord before and after that moment?
WouldÂn’t recÂomÂmend this at all. Been readÂing about the work of this guy who is both a vinyl buff and a chemist so he knows how to get dirt off vinyl in the best posÂsiÂble way…
http://www.tnt-audio.com/accessories/discdoctor_e.html