With the old joke about every genÂerÂaÂtion thinkÂing they inventÂed sex, ListÂverse brings us the papyrus above, the oldÂest depicÂtion of sex on record. PaintÂed someÂtime in the RamesÂside PeriÂod (1292–1075 B.C.E.), the fragÂments above—called the “Turin ErotÂic Papyrus” because of their “disÂcovÂery” in the EgyptÂian MuseÂum of Turin, Italy—only hint at the frank verÂsions of ancient sex they depict (see a graphÂic parÂtial reconÂstrucÂtion at the botÂtom of the post—probably NSFW). The numÂber of sexÂuÂal posiÂtions the papyrus illustrates—twelve in all—“fall someÂwhere between impresÂsiveÂly acroÂbatÂic and unnervÂingÂly ambiÂtious,” one even involvÂing a charÂiÂot. Apart from its obviÂous ferÂtilÂiÂty symÂbols, writes archaeÂolÂoÂgy blog Ancient PeoÂples, the papyrus also has a “humorÂous and/or satirÂiÂcal” purÂpose, and probÂaÂbly a male audience—evidenced, perÂhaps, by its resemÂblance to 70’s porn: “the men are mostÂly unkept, unshaven, and baldÂing […], whereÂas the women are the ideÂal of beauÂty in Egypt.”
In fact the erotÂic porÂtion of the papyrus was only made pubÂlic in the 1970’s. EgypÂtolÂoÂgists have known of the largÂer scroll, techÂniÂcalÂly called “Papyrus Turin 55001” since the 1820s. On the right side of the papyrus (above) aniÂmals perÂform varÂiÂous human tasks as musiÂcians, solÂdiers, and artiÂsans. The artist meant this piece too as satire, Ancient PeoÂples alleges. Like ancient Roman and Greek satirÂiÂcal art, the aniÂmals may repÂreÂsent supÂposed archeÂtypÂal aspects of the artists and tradesÂmen shown here. All very interÂestÂing, but of course the real interÂest in Papyrus Turin 55001 is of the pruriÂent variÂety.
EgypÂtolÂogy stuÂdent CarÂoÂline SeaÂwright points us toward the rather lurid HisÂtoÂry ChanÂnel segÂment on the erotÂic papyrus above, which calls the picÂtures “full on pornogÂraÂphy” and “one of the most shockÂing sets of images in the whole of antiqÂuiÂty.” Against a perÂcepÂtion of ancient EgypÂtians as “butÂtoned-up and repressed,” the video, and SeaÂwright, detail the ways in which the culÂture revÂeled in a stylÂized ritÂuÂal sexÂuÂalÂiÂty quite difÂferÂent from our own limÂitÂed mores.
Sacred temÂple prosÂtiÂtutes held a privÂiÂleged posiÂtion and mythoÂlogÂiÂcal narÂraÂtives incorÂpoÂratÂed unbiÂased descripÂtions of homoÂsexÂuÂalÂiÂty and transÂgenÂderism. Ancient EgypÂtians even expectÂed to have sex after death, attachÂing fabÂriÂcatÂed organs to their mumÂmies. The above applies mainÂly to a cerÂtain class of EgyptÂian. As archaeÂolÂoÂgist David O’Connor points out, the Turin ErotÂic Papyrus’ high “artisÂtic merÂit” marks it as withÂin the proveÂnance of “an elite ownÂer and audiÂence.” You can find more detailed images from a difÂferÂent reconÂstrucÂtion of the erotÂic papyrus here.
RelatÂed ConÂtent:
The OldÂest Known IllusÂtraÂtion of CirÂcumÂciÂsion (2400 B.C.E.)
LisÂten to the OldÂest Song in the World: A SumerÂian Hymn WritÂten 3,400 Years Ago
The First Sex ManÂuÂal PubÂlished in North AmerÂiÂca, 1766
Well worth more research
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