PerÂform an interÂnet search on the phrase “David Bowie Paper Doll” and what do you get? Hint: it’s not a covÂer of the Mills BrothÂers hit. David Bowie paper dolls are proÂlifÂerÂatÂing in astonÂishÂing numÂbers.
SharpÂen your scisÂsors and behold!
The most comÂpreÂhenÂsive career repÂreÂsenÂtaÂtion is the Thin White Paper Doll Cutout Heather ColÂlett designed for the CanaÂdiÂan BroadÂcastÂing CorÂpoÂraÂtion (above). There’s even a printÂer friendÂly verÂsion for those who are seriÂous about playÂing with Aladdin Sane, ZigÂgy StarÂdust, Labyrinth’s GobÂlin King, and othÂer Bowie alter egos.
But wait! There’s more…
EluÂsive designÂer VodÂka Caramel’s AmazÂing 70’s Bowie Paper Doll celÂeÂbrates some of our hero’s most glamÂorous looks, but sadÂdles him with the crotch of a Ken doll and no fewÂer than four interÂchangeÂable heads! And we thought the Thin White Paper Doll’s crew socks were an indigÂniÂty.
A SpanÂish fan observed Bowie’s 65th birthÂday by updatÂing the abbreÂviÂatÂed tighty whities of a notoÂriÂous 1973 phoÂto shoot to a modÂest pair of stanÂdard issue Y‑fronts. InterÂestÂingÂly, this paper dolÂl’s susÂpendered HalÂloween Jack suit arrives with bulge intact.
Points to Serge Baeken above for recÂogÂnizÂing the paper doll posÂsiÂbilÂiÂties in the PierÂrot cosÂtume Bowie sportÂed in the video for 1980’s “AshÂes to AshÂes.” (Fun fact: Bowie made his theÂatriÂcal debut—and wrote the music for—a bizarre 1968 panÂtomime about PierÂrot.… His charÂacÂter’s name was “Cloud”)
Artist ClauÂdia VaroÂsio’s entry in the Bowie paper doll stakes could pass as illusÂtraÂtions for a 1970’s children’s book. Title? Boys Keep SwingÂing, after a cut from Bowie’s 1979 Lodger album. Chaste young girls would love the t‑shirted, non-threatÂenÂing Bowie.
The comÂparÂaÂtiveÂly conÂserÂvÂaÂtive, full-faced Bowie above comes to us via Swedish famÂiÂly magÂaÂzine Ă…ret Runt. I may nevÂer learn anothÂer word of Swedish, but thanks to David Bowie, I can now say paper doll (klipÂpÂdockÂor). In appreÂciÂaÂtion, allow me to share anothÂer examÂple of David Bowie klipÂpÂdockÂor…
If it all starts seemÂing a bit rote, mix things up by havÂing artist Mel Elliot’s paper doll Bowie swap duds with felÂlow pop star / style icon paper dolls, BeyÂonce, DebÂbie HarÂry, and RihanÂna.
(image by ElecÂtric SorÂbet)
There is only one David Bowie, but there can nevÂer be too many David Bowie paper dolls. Make your own today!
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Ayun HalÂlÂiÂday is an author, illusÂtraÂtor, and Chief PriÂmaÂtolÂoÂgist of the East VilÂlage Inky zine. FolÂlow her @AyunHalliday